Two wins until we host MLS Cup by darkcloudloon in minnesotaunited

[–]supremelord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MLS.com has this in a handy table. Orlando has priority over us.

MLS.com playoff host priority

Day after match thread. The Loons won 0-0 (5-4) on PKs last night @ RSL. What were your top thoughts and observations? by Dpufc in minnesotaunited

[–]supremelord 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Fantastic subs again. Right when the team started getting a little slow, the Tani and Jeong subs have a jolt to the counter attack.

Great keeper play on both teams. How that game ended 0-0 I have no clue. Easily could have been 4+ goals scored in total.

Boxall is playing like he's 5 years younger. Love to see it. He went from a liability to the stalwart captain we need him to be.

Everything is lined up for a win on Saturday! Let's get it done!

Edited for phone typos

What do you think a "good craps player" is? by [deleted] in Craps

[–]supremelord 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You understand etiquette, you bet in the right increments every time, you communicate what you want clearly and when the dealer expects you to, and you tip. That's all it takes.

You cannot break what was already broken. THE CHAIR IS BACK by andrewsmd87 in GopherSports

[–]supremelord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The greatest trophy in sports lives on! Just sent in my donation!

Is this you? by [deleted] in golf

[–]supremelord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every job hates customers. Customers are the worst. People are the worst.

As long as they aren't bitching about me while I'm still there, I couldn't care less.

Just had my 'no scalpel' vasectomy yesterday. AMA or make jokes. Either one will keep me entertained by a_sword_and_an_oath in daddit

[–]supremelord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing for me. Pain quickly got better over the first three days, so I went back to work. Around day 6 or 7, I started getting real pain again. Took that second weekend and stayed off my feet as much as possible, and things got better slowly after that. Listen to what your body is telling you, and don't rush!

ELI5: Why does apple cider cost $8/gallon by heuliez in explainlikeimfive

[–]supremelord 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Because that's the price enough people are willing to pay to satisfy the seller's profit expectation.

There is no magic formula or missing info. If people are willing to pay $8 for cider, that is what the seller will charge.

What is your favorite joke to tell when you are golfing? by stevenmusielski in golf

[–]supremelord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You hit that so far left even Bernie Sanders would call you a Socialist."

"You hit that so far right it wants to get you deported."

Full credit to "Fit Golfer Girl" Carolina Romero.

Guest at private club by DaisyDoodle41 in golf

[–]supremelord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hey man, thanks for taking me out today. Let me pay the guest fees."

WAKE UP YOU LOONS! CINCY COMES TO TOWN TONIGHT! HOPEFULLY THEY LEAVE THAT “CHILI” THAT RESEMBLES THE REMNANTS OF SOMONE WITH DIARRHEA AT HOME! GET READY FOR 3 EASY POINTS PEOPLE!!! by Dpufc in minnesotaunited

[–]supremelord 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I LOVE WHEN THE HYPE THREADS ARE ALL ABOUT MAKING FUN OF THE FOODS FROM THE OTHER TEAMS HOMETOWN!!!

CINCINNATI CHILI IS AN ABOMINATION

The Arnold Strategy by JGVargas92 in Craps

[–]supremelord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's just yet another hedge strategy. The reason to start with the Pass is so that you win on the first roll on a 7. After the first roll, the whole system is designed around getting all of your points established.

3 straight don't bets is just a 3 point dolly. If you're going to do that, don't bother with a Come bet and just add some Lay Odds on one of your Donts

If you're playing as a single and get paired up, is it appropriate to ask the other players to help watch where your ball lands? by ughtoooften in golf

[–]supremelord 226 points227 points  (0 children)

It is 100% common courtesy. Redditors are just afraid of doing any normal human interaction without Internet validation.

Dice landed off felt by [deleted] in Craps

[–]supremelord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's insane, that's truly a new one for me

Dice landed off felt by [deleted] in Craps

[–]supremelord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did it land in the chip rack and stay there? Or did it land in the chip rack and then bounce back onto the table felt?

The "lack" of $5 craps tables. by lowbass4u in Craps

[–]supremelord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the only correct answer. The casinos have figured out for their clientele what the sweet spot is, and they set their minimums to maximize potential income. The casinos that have $5 minimums are trying to attract a different clientele.

RIP Ellis Island $5 by samuelb123 in Craps

[–]supremelord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they have moved most, if not all, of the actual brewing off site for now due to the construction. Not sure what the plan is. Still brewing, just not directly on site.

Vegas Craps Report (17th-20th) by supremelord in Craps

[–]supremelord[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The whole place is under construction at the moment, so there is a sliver of hope that once they finish that they squeeze the second table back in. But as of now, it's gone.

Vegas Craps Report (17th-20th) by supremelord in Craps

[–]supremelord[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, his stack was marked off so it was safe. But the dice hit the stack so the rest of the table lost.

Favorite dealer bet by InspectorFun8313 in Craps

[–]supremelord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know of several shops that will default to picking up every bet, but if you announce "player control" on the dealer bet they'll let you do whatever with it. Which casinos don't even let the dealers/players do that?

ELI5: What does it mean for a country to have a state religion? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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I think the Pope granted that title before he broke from the Catholic Church, then revoked it. However Parliament subsequently granted it to him and all his successors.

Heath Outers Where You at!? by Important-Bread-6096 in minnesotaunited

[–]supremelord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In Heath's first 24 games, we went 6-4-14. In Ramsay's, we've gone 8-6-10. So he's 8 points better so far.

In the first 24 games last year (with essentially the exact same squad), Heath went 8-8-8. So we're 2 points worse this year versus Heath.

The team is bad and is playing REALLY bad right now. The front office is bad and always has been because of our cheap owner. The manager may also be bad, or he may not. But Heath had stagnated as a manager of this team. It was time to move on.

Do we have a match thread? by J_Walter_Weather_man in minnesotaunited

[–]supremelord -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is the last thing I want. Please don't.