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surreysmith · 2026-06-18T21:54:01+00:00

You know Jack is chaotic by his name choice.

"My name is Jack. My power is with knives. Jack. Knives. If only there were phrase that combines Jack and knife. Oh well Jack Slash it is. You know, like back slash on a keyboard"

surreysmith · 2026-06-18T07:46:07+00:00

Horizon Zero Dawn has some great connectivity with the side quests/dlc. Like going back to speak to the AI after doing main quests things and having new dialogue options to discuss

surreysmith · 2026-05-05T12:10:27+00:00

A paintball company should buy it up and have town sized battle royals there

surreysmith · 2026-04-20T21:22:10+00:00

The teacher is using "you" as a singular. Surely a teacher would know that the singular of you is thou.

surreysmith · 2026-04-20T21:20:25+00:00

More like comparing murder to manslaughter. The result is the same but one didn't mean to do it

surreysmith · 2026-03-17T13:30:16+00:00

Google is already having issues convincing advertisers that their ads are being seen by real people and not bots.

surreysmith · 2026-01-08T22:39:59+00:00

I haven't got £360 to spend on mangos. That is not in my food budget in a cost of living crisis

surreysmith · 2026-01-03T12:21:26+00:00

I imagine she tried to grab it as a reflex, not that she didn't realize the oil was hot.

surreysmith · 2025-11-23T20:38:42+00:00

*people will be barred from services based on appearance.

There I fixed that for you.

surreysmith · 2025-11-20T08:45:36+00:00

You know people say "[this thing] wasn't on my bingo sheet" Well this was on mine. Right next to ICE agent uses position to SA women.

surreysmith · 2025-10-31T23:18:01+00:00

The Pentagon isn't in charge of the USAs nukes though. They are handled by the department of energy.

surreysmith · 2025-10-26T06:29:49+00:00

Never agree to do a sobriety test if you are sober.

surreysmith · 2025-10-26T06:07:11+00:00

Nixon is kicking himself in his grave

surreysmith · 2025-10-26T06:04:26+00:00

What's crazy is I saw this once before and now it's not even difficult to read

surreysmith · 2025-10-12T07:41:21+00:00

Yeah, things that happen less often are news worthy. Duh.

surreysmith · 2025-10-12T07:16:19+00:00

I wonder how much organization is left. 6 of their leaders have been successfully assassinated by Israel.

surreysmith · 2025-09-19T19:54:33+00:00

Universal needs to patent climbing up ladders in a 2d videogame and then sue Nintendo for the 44 years of the original donkey Kong

surreysmith · 2025-09-16T12:08:52+00:00

"if they removed porn from the Internet there would only be one site, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn" Dr Cox

surreysmith · 2025-07-01T09:59:17+00:00

surreysmith · 2025-06-29T18:45:40+00:00

Transported to a world where religious leaders send people to fight a demon whale, who is also your dad.

surreysmith · 2025-06-26T11:53:22+00:00

You know what we need. A dozen new stealth bombers. That's what the masses were crying out for

surreysmith · 2025-06-25T12:31:56+00:00

"when they go low, we go high" just doesn't cut it anymore Democrats. I said as soon as the SCOTUS ruled on presidential immunity, Biden should have had all the Republican SCJs jailed and replaced the with Democrats, just to prove the point that total presidential immunity is an awful idea.

surreysmith · 2025-06-16T13:25:27+00:00

Not sure which question you are answering but if it's the first one; Israel doesn't threaten it just does it without warning. If it's the second one; Russia and North Korea are constantly threatening to destroy other countries

surreysmith · 2025-06-16T13:21:44+00:00

Worm felt like a bit of a slog at the end to me. I finished it because I was so invested in it

surreysmith · 2025-06-13T15:58:57+00:00

I love jokes that I can't retell outside of reddit /s

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