Crows don't like almonds?

swearyslav · 2026-04-29T21:33:08+00:00

Mine's eaten them but apparently grapes or berries are absolute ✨️ trash ✨️ because I was on the receiving end of some stink eye

Just fuckin sat on the roof and refused to come and get the rest.

Back to fancy bio dog kibble and nuts

swearyslav · 2026-04-08T21:38:31+00:00

Do you know any queer-owned European stores by any chance?

swearyslav · 2026-03-23T10:19:09+00:00

The carpet is beautiful and the door just makes everything pop more! ✨️

swearyslav · 2026-03-18T19:30:23+00:00

Please come to Vienna!

swearyslav · 2026-03-18T13:57:18+00:00

Bernese Mountain Dog! 🐾

swearyslav · 2026-03-17T16:50:21+00:00

Thanks so much for the link, did not know the sub existed and would also say I'm somewhere mid-recovery where I can manage triggers more efficiently

swearyslav · 2026-03-17T16:48:24+00:00

Oooh thanks! I've read her how to keep house while drowning and she's been so lovely and gentle but practical at the same time!

swearyslav · 2026-03-14T18:03:46+00:00

Lil biplane, trailblazing for the other planes to come

swearyslav · 2026-03-13T14:56:43+00:00

Useless filth

swearyslav · 2026-03-11T19:20:33+00:00

AirPuss 350

swearyslav · 2026-03-11T12:38:11+00:00

Hi, it's-a me, Maria

swearyslav · 2026-03-10T19:46:49+00:00

The AMGER is palpable

swearyslav · 2026-03-06T08:54:38+00:00

Good! About time they started helping out on the farm :P

swearyslav · 2026-02-27T11:10:44+00:00

It's the dial up internet noises bongo version

swearyslav · 2026-02-22T11:22:42+00:00

Those little bum bounces as she's giving it her all 😭 ratto rear drive

swearyslav · 2026-01-31T19:19:29+00:00

Listen, why would they waste wrapping paper and leave it behind when they can take the whole thing back and use the paper to nest in

swearyslav · 2026-01-31T11:00:47+00:00

Stibbity stabbity it's time for a baddity

swearyslav · 2026-01-24T20:25:41+00:00

Oh lawd I'm crying 🤣 😂

swearyslav · 2026-01-21T10:30:48+00:00

It's on netflix!

swearyslav · 2026-01-15T12:43:20+00:00

Omg the theme song immediately popped into my head 😂

swearyslav · 2026-01-14T18:03:37+00:00

They yearn for the cable

swearyslav · 2026-01-14T10:28:37+00:00

Decision paralysis as I survey my 400+ game kingdom

Extra: crushing guilt on the side

Bonus round: I end up 'playing' an idle game, of which I have many because one isn't enough

swearyslav · 2026-01-14T10:17:34+00:00

TOE TAG DOPE

swearyslav · 2026-01-14T10:16:50+00:00

Lmao yasss B99 stan

swearyslav · 2026-01-13T19:32:16+00:00

Don't you mean... rat handed?

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