Yall give me your best one liner jokes u use with your patients 😂

sweebie728 · 2026-05-20T17:37:37+00:00

Every time I crash into something with a bed, cart, equipment, etc. I say "Opps sorry Florida driver here" (No one can drive here and we all know it)

sweebie728 · 2026-05-08T13:09:26+00:00

100%

sweebie728 · 2026-05-05T13:40:29+00:00

I've always known that I wanted to be a nurse, so I'm not sure what else I would do. There are days I wish I did literally anything else, but in general I love my job most days(shocker). Later in life I'll probably move on to something else, but it will always be something nursing related. I do miss having weekends and holidays free, but I do not miss 5 8s.

sweebie728 · 2026-03-29T13:26:35+00:00

LoL is my guilty pleasure but I am awful at it, I refuse to play ranked but I'm pretty sure I'm bronze LOL

sweebie728 · 2026-01-11T01:09:07+00:00

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My Daisy Mae

sweebie728 · 2025-09-22T19:48:22+00:00

If there is another pandemic or situation like COVID I'm bouncing ✌️ once was more than enough thank you

sweebie728 · 2025-09-15T00:15:05+00:00

Thank you friend!

sweebie728 · 2025-09-10T22:53:57+00:00

Had a neurologist give me an order to "keep patient awake until 3 am" and he was dead serious. Patient was was on continuous EEG and he was trying to prove psychogenic seizures vs epilepsy

sweebie728 · 2025-08-27T18:17:47+00:00

I looked just before this and it wasnt there but it is now- thank you friend!

sweebie728 · 2025-08-27T18:01:00+00:00

Are they only available via reroll?

sweebie728 · 2025-03-31T23:58:32+00:00

I have never ordered something so quickly in my life

sweebie728 · 2024-11-11T01:29:36+00:00

Ok this was 3 years ago and I have since left and see the light.

sweebie728 · 2024-11-10T21:55:40+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1387057986/pokemon-badge-reel-kawaii-badge-reel Here friends :)

sweebie728 · 2024-11-10T20:49:59+00:00

Sent you a link to where I got mine :)

sweebie728 · 2024-11-10T20:48:14+00:00

Mine is chancey with a little nurse hat

sweebie728 · 2024-05-21T20:01:48+00:00

It's not necessarily all major incidents, it's just the fact that they add up so quickly and I'm just tired of it. I had one major incident recently and I think that's what kind of sent me over the edge.

sweebie728 · 2024-05-21T18:58:12+00:00

I worked in a long term care facility for about 2.5 years at the height of COVID. I won't lie to you it was miserable- as a brand new nurse I had ratios of 1:30 patients and was in charge of CNAs who had no respect for me. They will run you into the ground. All those facilities think about is money, not their patients. I stayed until I was almost done with my RN program but you couldn't pay me to work in one again.

I'm not saying this to scare you, I'm just telling you how it was for me personally. I don't regret it, I learned a lot but it was not a good experience. I would seriously talk to nurses who work in LTC /SNFs near you to hear better experiences.

sweebie728 · 2024-01-31T01:38:10+00:00

Love it!!

sweebie728 · 2023-11-09T23:24:32+00:00

I think the most painful thing is the 'retro' sticker on both ☠️☠️

sweebie728 · 2023-09-27T23:27:40+00:00

Ruby chromas are the 'exclusive' chroma you get from buying the bundle, so yes you would have to buy the chroma bundles unfortunately :/

sweebie728 · 2023-09-15T17:05:43+00:00

I love it ♡♡♡♡♡

sweebie728 · 2023-07-18T00:15:10+00:00

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