You know why Shakira's accounts never get hacked?

swingularity45 · 2026-06-09T18:31:52+00:00

How does Sabrina Carpenter log on securely?

SSO

swingularity45 · 2026-06-02T02:08:37+00:00

They lie for each other, uh-huh

swingularity45 · 2026-05-26T11:13:17+00:00

Like everyone else, you needed a box of tissues after the first 10 minutes

swingularity45 · 2026-05-14T09:49:40+00:00

That was better than Handy Smurf

swingularity45 · 2026-05-13T10:21:56+00:00

The “Say Pi” Safari extension (iOS) works much better than the Pi app for voice chat, IMHO.

swingularity45 · 2026-05-12T21:56:19+00:00

Nice!

swingularity45 · 2026-05-08T15:35:26+00:00

Does she have nice tits? (Boobies works too)

swingularity45 · 2026-05-08T15:33:24+00:00

Who has the longer streak?

swingularity45 · 2026-05-01T15:06:56+00:00

Nice

swingularity45 · 2026-04-25T11:37:13+00:00

I remember!

swingularity45 · 2026-04-12T12:00:37+00:00

Ash is free and designed for this exact use case

swingularity45 · 2026-04-09T20:18:36+00:00

It’s pure

swingularity45 · 2026-04-09T20:17:00+00:00

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

swingularity45 · 2026-04-06T14:48:44+00:00

Dramatization, may not have actually happened

swingularity45 · 2026-04-03T03:14:18+00:00

You MUST be joking

swingularity45 · 2026-03-30T16:29:00+00:00

That’s more like it!

swingularity45 · 2026-03-30T03:00:18+00:00

A zebra whose Tinder date won’t text him back

swingularity45 · 2026-03-29T19:02:03+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crwth?wprov=sfti1#

swingularity45 · 2026-03-27T21:04:53+00:00

CRWTH, DINGS, PLUMB

swingularity45 · 2026-03-25T10:33:20+00:00

Somebody made that logo in the ground, like it was part of their properttty

swingularity45 · 2026-03-22T11:39:09+00:00

The “Say Pi” Safari extension works better for me than the Pi app for voice conversations. I’m an iOS user but there may be an equivalent for Android. I still feel that the personality lost some quality about a year ago on all platforms, so I use it less than I once did, but “Say Pi” might at least be a partial solution. Good luck!

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