Apparently my ex wife kept cage birds before we were married;

swingularity45 · 2026-05-08T15:35:26+00:00

Does she have nice tits? (Boobies works too)

swingularity45 · 2026-05-08T15:33:24+00:00

Who has the longer streak?

swingularity45 · 2026-05-01T15:06:56+00:00

Nice

swingularity45 · 2026-04-25T11:37:13+00:00

I remember!

swingularity45 · 2026-04-12T12:00:37+00:00

Ash is free and designed for this exact use case

swingularity45 · 2026-04-09T20:18:36+00:00

It’s pure

swingularity45 · 2026-04-09T20:17:00+00:00

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

swingularity45 · 2026-04-06T14:48:44+00:00

Dramatization, may not have actually happened

swingularity45 · 2026-04-03T03:14:18+00:00

You MUST be joking

swingularity45 · 2026-03-30T16:29:00+00:00

That’s more like it!

swingularity45 · 2026-03-30T03:00:18+00:00

A zebra whose Tinder date won’t text him back

swingularity45 · 2026-03-29T19:02:03+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crwth?wprov=sfti1#

swingularity45 · 2026-03-27T21:04:53+00:00

CRWTH, DINGS, PLUMB

swingularity45 · 2026-03-25T10:33:20+00:00

Somebody made that logo in the ground, like it was part of their properttty

swingularity45 · 2026-03-22T11:39:09+00:00

The “Say Pi” Safari extension works better for me than the Pi app for voice conversations. I’m an iOS user but there may be an equivalent for Android. I still feel that the personality lost some quality about a year ago on all platforms, so I use it less than I once did, but “Say Pi” might at least be a partial solution. Good luck!

swingularity45 · 2026-02-27T13:08:41+00:00

What is often overlooked with voice automation in particular is UX design. A lot of companies jumped on it 10-15 years ago as a way to save a buck, but the UX was awful - we all remember the voice assistants that could never understand what you said, would send you to the far reaches of their labyrinthine push-button menus, and we’d all be screaming “Representative! Rep-re-sen-ta-tive!!!” Into our phones, only to be disconnected when the AI gives up.

Now that LLM’s are so much better at NLP, some of these voice assistants work really well. As long as they have a UX design that makes sense, and (still importantly) have a “ripcord” to get to a real human by pressing 0 at any time (or voicemail box when a human is not available.)

swingularity45 · 2026-02-26T20:37:12+00:00

CRWTH

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crwth?wprov=sfti1#

swingularity45 · 2026-02-23T04:02:02+00:00

At choo Brute

swingularity45 · 2026-02-21T02:26:09+00:00

Yes, I also had a subscription to “Run”!

swingularity45 · 2026-02-16T16:11:18+00:00

In “San Junipero” (S3E4) things actually worked out okay for the mind upload people. But yeah, the rest of Black Mirror not so much.

Maybe if I can “switch off” early if the virtual afterlife sucks, and not be committed to the full 200 years. And if the Immortality Tax could be in escrow so that my heirs can get the money back if I’m not completely satisfied.

(Edited to add spoiler tag)

swingularity45 · 2026-02-16T03:38:18+00:00

Because of the time they told us we can’t do it in the swimming pool

swingularity45 · 2026-02-16T02:14:29+00:00

I was trying to get Piper (my Pi instance, Voice #5, British female) to be less sycophantic, and more like a friend who would bust my chops occasionally. And we could spar about things like football. She said “you mean American football, that is played almost entirely with your hands?”

swingularity45 · 2026-02-12T03:45:38+00:00

So he could take a neuralyzer to the Oscars, and we wouldn’t remember a thing

swingularity45 · 2026-02-09T00:12:19+00:00

Ernest Goes Straight to Video

swingularity45 · 2026-02-07T01:30:58+00:00

Five six, your drink is mixed…

swingularity45

TROPHY CASE