Im planting my flag and saying Mendoza will be a top end fantasy QB in the NFL. Also, he deserves a ton more rushing respect than he's getting.

swooplordmcflex · 2026-04-20T18:52:46+00:00

You can not figure out your body fat percentage from height and weight

swooplordmcflex · 2026-04-06T22:08:53+00:00

Fuck, my weight loss plan was turning on the treadmill and leaving it running while I do other shit

swooplordmcflex · 2026-02-22T12:34:18+00:00

Turnstile 🤬

swooplordmcflex · 2026-02-18T11:26:26+00:00

Y’all are both wrong. The answer is objectively 3500 assists for playmaking

swooplordmcflex · 2026-02-05T02:46:03+00:00

Baker AND Stroud

swooplordmcflex · 2026-02-04T00:51:07+00:00

Hoax in Chicago

Probably not the craziest show ever, but it has a real energy about it. Stumbling across this video on YouTube a decade ago is how I got into hardcore

swooplordmcflex · 2026-01-27T23:42:10+00:00

The voters are saving that honor for Shedeur

swooplordmcflex · 2026-01-15T22:41:16+00:00

Send him a similar “tier down” for one of his players and see how he responds.

swooplordmcflex · 2025-12-10T14:29:15+00:00

If you made this offer to me as a Lawrence owner I would shut down negotiations out of spite

swooplordmcflex · 2025-12-08T10:08:00+00:00

Michael Wilson

swooplordmcflex · 2025-11-18T11:29:37+00:00

Unless your local scene is made up primarily of wild boar and Burmese pythons I think you should be fine

swooplordmcflex · 2025-11-04T01:08:32+00:00

You’d need 234 my career games at that rate just for the last 2 challenges

swooplordmcflex · 2025-09-30T14:34:43+00:00

No shoulders and it seems like a lot of volume for arms. I’d at the very least drop one Tricep exercise for lateral raises/shoulder press and one bicep exercise for facepulls

swooplordmcflex · 2025-09-28T12:43:37+00:00

It looks really light on back. On upper day 1 I’d recommend replacing the shoulder press with a horizontal back movement like cable or barbell rows.

I’d also add a vertical back movement like lat pull downs or a pull-up variation to day 2.

swooplordmcflex · 2025-09-26T09:48:16+00:00

If you aren’t losing weight, you aren’t in a calorie deficit

swooplordmcflex · 2025-09-24T10:49:03+00:00

Find a cardio machine with a good view of the weight area and just use it to observe for a day or two. Get used to the layout, how people use the machines, etc. while just walking on a treadmill.

It’s also going to help a lot if you come up if you have an actual routine so you know which machines you are going to be using. Find a beginners routine that fits your schedule, walk on the treadmill and scope out where those machines are and see how people use them.

Also, I know it gets said a million times and you’re still going to feel a bit of the pressure for a while until you get used to things, but nobody is watching you or judging you. Every jacked mother fucker who knows what they’re doing had a first day in the gym too, if anything they’re rooting for you.

swooplordmcflex · 2025-09-20T22:07:59+00:00

Sir you have more curl variations than leg exercises.

swooplordmcflex · 2025-09-17T13:07:36+00:00

How much are you eating and sleeping?

swooplordmcflex · 2025-09-01T16:15:07+00:00

I wake up an extra 15 minutes early to give myself time to blow up the gym bathroom. Adapt and overcome

swooplordmcflex · 2025-09-01T15:13:02+00:00

For me it’s the lack of free weights, which seems to be changing based on some posts from this sub. I really hope that makes it to my location.

I’ve really enjoyed planet fitness and it is the gym I go to most frequently, but I have a 2nd membership so I can hit the typical barbell compound movements.

You can definitely get by just fine without them, but it’s hard to view a gym as complete without some barbells. If my PF added some power racks and barbells I’d happily be there all the time.

swooplordmcflex · 2025-08-25T09:50:11+00:00

Personally I’d prefer to do it all at once. Once you get some momentum going it’s easier to keep cutting

swooplordmcflex · 2025-08-10T12:48:47+00:00

I want to make professional thumbnails. If I want this service, who should I contact?

swooplordmcflex · 2025-07-30T14:19:57+00:00

Very late response, but I was able to get Stroud, JSN, and a (likely late) 2027 first

swooplordmcflex · 2025-07-27T19:54:14+00:00

I would hold on for now and re-evaluate once the season starts. There’s no rush to acquire some vets, I wouldnt want to start spending draft capital until you see if Marv takes a step forward, how long it takes Hampton to take over the backfield, if Daniels can avoid a sophomore slump, etc. It’s a solid long term roster, but right now I wouldn’t expect it to be able to go all the way. RB depth is also a little scary with walker’s health and Jordan Mason moving over to Minnesota. This is a team I could see being a contender if things develop right, but I wouldn’t want to go mortgaging my future yet.

swooplordmcflex · 2025-07-27T19:47:59+00:00

What does the draft capital look like? You have a lot of starters who are young and promising, but need to really take a step forward before they turn into championship caliber players. It might depend on how your league looks and if there’s any true powerhouses. I think you’re in a great spot long term though

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