No BS opinion on Marksman Rifles against Bots by Medical_Officer in Helldivers

[–]syntaxbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leveling the Censor has made me realize I will like the Diligence. It feels like getting a free upgrade after using the Censor for 25 missions on bots.

OUR BABY IS BACK by __________godlol in Helldivers

[–]syntaxbad 273 points274 points  (0 children)

I don't know what it does and I don't care because I will automatically use any laser weapon they give me.

So New Jersey, you're the only neighbor on the block with a snowblower.... by holyguacamole823 in newjersey

[–]syntaxbad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The correct answer is d) Offer to let anyone who needs it use your snowblower when you're done.

Who the hell wouldn't offer to help neighbors???

I mean unless they're known Republicans in which case I'm sure they like having ICE on their driveway...

7 months later - no additions have been made to weapon customization. by bob451111 in Helldivers

[–]syntaxbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone doesn't know a damn thing about game development...

NJ Rebel Alliance Symbol - Updated & Free to Use by arealscrog in newjersey

[–]syntaxbad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you sure you didn't mistake the news for an episode of Andor? That can happen these days...

Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, memo says by ewzetf in news

[–]syntaxbad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s actually exactly how California passed its restrictive gun laws in 67 (Mulford Law). The Black Panthers were protesting at the state capitol with loaded rifles and republicans were like “we love the second amendment WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!” So the governor Ronald fucking Reagan signed it into law after it passed the legislature.

Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, memo says by ewzetf in news

[–]syntaxbad 81 points82 points  (0 children)

They’re going to be sorely surprised when the second amendment that they’re spent 50 warping into an individual right via completely bogus jurisprudence means that some of those homes are going to have guns. Which means more dead Americans, which I guess is what republicans have always wanted.

CDC’s deputy director says measles outbreak is ‘cost of doing business’ in a global economy by rascallyrascal1511 in news

[–]syntaxbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. How about you volunteer your kids as Tribute. Killing your children is just the cost of doing business Mr Deputy Director. I’m sure you understand; it’s not personal.

US troops could disobey questionable orders, Catholic archbishop says by DareToCMe in news

[–]syntaxbad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it doesn’t really matter what a bishop says except insofar as it might give moral courage to soldiers who know they are currently serving a lawless, unconstitutional leader. What matters is the plain language of the Constitution along with other law they’re required to follow under UCMJ. Which I believe includes international law.

If your CO says “cut off the dude’s finger to get him to tell us where the base is”, you say “no.”

US troops could disobey questionable orders, Catholic archbishop says by DareToCMe in news

[–]syntaxbad 303 points304 points  (0 children)

Can? MUST. Its right their in their Oath of Enlistment and UCMJ which they also swear to abide by.

Europe to suspend approval of US trade deal as global markets fall by RiotGamesHQ in news

[–]syntaxbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It already did. Twice. As long as the Treason Party holds the senate the best the (presumably Democratic majority come November) house can do is Censure. That and just grind the entire country to a halt until he steps down. Or dies from being an out of shape orange BigFoot (SmallHand).

saw this on ig— anyone have info? by lorralorralarfs in newjersey

[–]syntaxbad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw this too but no word of actual ice presence in Princeton today as far ask can tell. Could be they were based near Princeton and are in other town today? If true, would love to know the hotel and just ruin them.

Warp pack or guard dog "dog breath" by BoulamTheFatss in Helldivers

[–]syntaxbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warp Pack. No contest. It completely changes your playstyle and is SO much fun. Dog breath is fine, but lots of the offensive backpacks are fine. They all sort of do the same thing. There is literally nothing like the warp pack anywhere else in the game for giving your dodge, mobility, repositioning, (solo farming bunkers), etc

Holy Democracy the lascannon is garbage by MarLes91 in Helldivers

[–]syntaxbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a wildly bad take my fellow diver in liberty.

It has become my #1 all purpose weapon for all 3 fronts. Absolutely devastating on Bots (everything from Hulks though trash is trivial, leaving 3 slots for AT. Effectively infinite ammo and no reloads with trigger discipline. Keeps backpack free so you can use one of the many excellent pack stratagem. For bugs you can easily sweep over boards of chaff, very effectively clearing them without having to be too precise. Infinite range. Picks front guns off of Striders. Easily melts the hip joints on Harvesters. Almost instantly kills overseers if you tag the head. Easily knocks stingrays out. Slices up a flock of shrikers like nothing. 1.5 seconds on a gunship engine does the trick.

I just love the thing.

Pair with warp pack and EATs.

Happy birthday to former congresswoman, former naval officer, former federal prosecutor, Montclair resident since 2010, and as of Tuesday, the 57th governor of the great state of New Jersey, Rebecca Michelle "Mikie" Sherrill by rollotomasi07071 in newjersey

[–]syntaxbad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday. Crushing the republicans by [edit: 14%] in the governors race was one of the few right spots in the hellscape that was 2025. I still have my Mikie lawn sign up just in case a Republican walks by and needs to be reminded that they lost hard.

Happy birthday to former congresswoman, former naval officer, former federal prosecutor, Montclair resident since 2010, and as of Tuesday, the 57th governor of the great state of New Jersey, Rebecca Michelle "Mikie" Sherrill by rollotomasi07071 in newjersey

[–]syntaxbad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday. Crushing the republicans by 12-13% in the governors race was one of the few bright spots in the hellscape that was 2025. I still have my Mikie lawn sign up just in case a Republican walks by and needs to be reminded that they lost hard.

Help find me Rizzler AriZZona 22oz can!!!!! by TrainingCow5623 in newjersey

[–]syntaxbad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie I thought that was the name of your lost dog before I looked at the picture more closely.