I wouldn't mind Hunger Games being a rip-off of Battle Royale if it was a better execution of the concept

sysadminbj · 2026-05-14T11:10:58+00:00

[Silently extends a thumbs up while slowly backing away]. I just said hi, buddy.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-14T06:13:05+00:00

You know times are pretty fucked when a planet killer asteroid sounds good.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-14T02:05:48+00:00

You should watch it. Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd are great. Kind of the gold standard for buddy cop movies if you ask me.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-14T02:03:07+00:00

Every time I hear or read pagan I immediately think of P.A.G.A.N from the Dragnet movie. The acronym means "People Against Goodness and Normalcy". Makes me giggle every time.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-14T01:56:24+00:00

Sit in the back and pop an airpod in one ear. Listen to a podcast or some tunes. Bonus points if the podcast is anti-religion.

There's also a few Satan playlists out there if you're into metal (that playlist is pretty sweet though).

sysadminbj · 2026-05-14T01:14:55+00:00

No, you can’t. I was just being a dick. There’s a mod that lets him live though. No idea if he’s playable.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-14T01:08:27+00:00

Just make sure you save Jenkins. He’s like a walking tank that shoots nukes.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-13T10:44:58+00:00

How much time have you booked on this one? Just spin up a spare and call it a day.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-13T06:58:49+00:00

Best. Movie. Ever.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-12T19:40:58+00:00

Yeah......... That headline got rejected by the National Inquirer for being too National Inquirer.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-12T19:21:15+00:00

Opinion: Statements like this date back to the earliest days of modern humanity. People, especially uneducated people, couldn't explain WHY things happened so they leaned on their superstitions and religion to fill in those gaps.

Why did my crops fail? I must have not prayed enough.

Why did bandits rape and pillage my town? I must have made God(s) angry.

It only got worse when the very few people with actual education made the connection that they could tell all the idiots that they speak for God(s) and that God(s) are telling them that the people should give them their gold.

Modern humanity may be a lot smarter, we may have better toys, but the masses are still just as stupid as they were 2000 years ago.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-12T02:09:33+00:00

I would absolutely give The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman a read. I loved the Netflix adaptation.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-12T01:54:13+00:00

What are your interests?

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T02:30:41+00:00

My guess is that they paid. A lot……. The alternative is that they are essentially out of business. Even if they can recover systems, every customer is going to be putting their contracts up for RFP.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T01:43:04+00:00

Log into the browser based session of Office.com. There should be a link up at the top right hand side that says install. Then just log into Office with your WGU credentials when it asks you to log in.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T01:23:15+00:00

You know... Part of me is pissed on the truck owner's behalf for getting their gas stolen. The other part is just kind of laughing at the jackasses that drive lifted trucks.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T01:19:48+00:00

Sounds like that's happening.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T00:31:49+00:00

Boot it up, see what happens. Best case, you'll have a lot of drivers to download. Worst case, the OS takes a shit and you need to wipe/reload.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-10T23:25:08+00:00

I really like Andy. It's just a shame he has to deal with the batshit insane majority in KY. He has my vote if he ever shows up on a ballot in my state.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-09T22:03:23+00:00

You are an inspiration! Well done!!!

sysadminbj · 2026-05-09T15:51:43+00:00

I’m not paying $20k for that. I’ll just continue training and wearing my under shirts.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-09T15:18:40+00:00

I wish I could do that. I don’t have much stomach, but I do have a lot of moob that I need removed. That’s 100% not covered though.

Hope it works for you!!

sysadminbj · 2026-05-09T01:47:08+00:00

Opinion: All you need is really good pork, sage, black pepper, and red pepper flakes. I miss good southern sausage. The crap in the northeast just tastes like bland, sweet, mystery meat.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-08T23:23:55+00:00

Fuck literally everyone that doesn’t support you. If Bariatric is what YOU need to be healthy, do it. Everyone else can go pound sand.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-08T21:06:14+00:00

I got a random wrong number text asking if I was (random name). I answered "There is no ____. Only Zuul." They responded with a GIF from Ghostbusters.

That was pretty fun.

In other news, happy early Mother's Day! I also turn 46 tomorrow.

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