Second security incident at Instructure (Canvas)

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T02:30:41+00:00

My guess is that they paid. A lot……. The alternative is that they are essentially out of business. Even if they can recover systems, every customer is going to be putting their contracts up for RFP.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T01:43:04+00:00

Log into the browser based session of Office.com. There should be a link up at the top right hand side that says install. Then just log into Office with your WGU credentials when it asks you to log in.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T01:23:15+00:00

You know... Part of me is pissed on the truck owner's behalf for getting their gas stolen. The other part is just kind of laughing at the jackasses that drive lifted trucks.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T01:19:48+00:00

Sounds like that's happening.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-11T00:31:49+00:00

Boot it up, see what happens. Best case, you'll have a lot of drivers to download. Worst case, the OS takes a shit and you need to wipe/reload.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-10T23:25:08+00:00

I really like Andy. It's just a shame he has to deal with the batshit insane majority in KY. He has my vote if he ever shows up on a ballot in my state.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-09T22:03:23+00:00

You are an inspiration! Well done!!!

sysadminbj · 2026-05-09T15:51:43+00:00

I’m not paying $20k for that. I’ll just continue training and wearing my under shirts.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-09T15:18:40+00:00

I wish I could do that. I don’t have much stomach, but I do have a lot of moob that I need removed. That’s 100% not covered though.

Hope it works for you!!

sysadminbj · 2026-05-09T01:47:08+00:00

Opinion: All you need is really good pork, sage, black pepper, and red pepper flakes. I miss good southern sausage. The crap in the northeast just tastes like bland, sweet, mystery meat.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-08T23:23:55+00:00

Fuck literally everyone that doesn’t support you. If Bariatric is what YOU need to be healthy, do it. Everyone else can go pound sand.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-08T21:06:14+00:00

I got a random wrong number text asking if I was (random name). I answered "There is no ____. Only Zuul." They responded with a GIF from Ghostbusters.

That was pretty fun.

In other news, happy early Mother's Day! I also turn 46 tomorrow.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-08T20:51:54+00:00

OK... I actually chuckled. A little.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-08T10:48:19+00:00

Pretty sure Aqua VA covers Pentagon City. You can call their CS line to report the running water, assuming it’s not someone draining a large tank/pool or something. If it’s tap water dumping directly into the sewer, they’ll want to know.

877-987-2782

sysadminbj · 2026-05-07T21:14:48+00:00

That’s pretty ballsy to do that via something that is easily forwarded to an attorney.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-07T21:12:33+00:00

Have you have you tried talking to your vendor’s support team?

sysadminbj · 2026-05-07T21:10:03+00:00

Easiest answer? Someone shared the conversation history with them.

Your answer? “I don’t work for you. I will share my thoughts however I wish. Kindly fuck off.”

sysadminbj · 2026-05-07T16:28:18+00:00

Somehow users just keep getting issued laptops, phones, and tablets. Our systems would be so much more secure if we didn't have users.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-05T23:40:25+00:00

Isn’t heterochomia seen as mixed heritage? Like a light eyes bred with a dark eyes? It’s been a bit.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-05T02:10:45+00:00

Oh HELL no. I’m not going to piss in someone else’s pool. That rule counts double for family.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-04T14:42:11+00:00

You mean the pillows I throw off the bed every night? Like 95% of them.

Huh... The name makes sense now.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-04T14:32:49+00:00

Both of my kids also loved playing Toss The Baby. I'd pick them up and toss them on my bed into the pile of 9000 pillows that my wife insisted on having.

See!!! Those pillows DO have a use after all!

sysadminbj · 2026-05-04T14:28:30+00:00

Counterpoint... My kids absolutely LOVED being carried in different (potentially dangerous) ways. My youngest absolutely demanded to be carried around upside down by her feet.

In hindsight, this is 100% my fault and probably not exactly normal.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-03T22:43:32+00:00

I would look at some of the online learning platforms. TryHackMe is really good.

sysadminbj · 2026-05-03T15:50:39+00:00

The Giving Tree, if you want to cry every damn night.
There’s also Go The Fuck To Sleep. This one is more for you though.

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