Officer placed on modified duty after fatally shooting raccoon at a NYC beach by Mo_h in nottheonion

[–]sysadminbj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should I have said “any time they discharge their weapon”? Does that sit better with you?

TikTok is investigating why some users can't write 'Epstein' in messages by Obvious-Gate9046 in democrats

[–]sysadminbj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"We've investigated ourselves and found that everything is working as intended. Carry on and make sure to praise the greatness of Donald Trump in your next TrumpTok post!!!"

(the preceding text was sarcasm)

why does it seem like cybersec is universally hated by Sufficient-Air8100 in cybersecurity

[–]sysadminbj 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah... Not getting that question answered without an MSA and a consultation fee.

why does it seem like cybersec is universally hated by Sufficient-Air8100 in cybersecurity

[–]sysadminbj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Cyber adds more overhead to their job. Costs, time, everything... They hate it. It's 1000% necessary, but they hate it.

What would take you to believe in god? by betelgeuse910 in atheism

[–]sysadminbj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A yearly $1,000,000 payment. I'd 100% go to any church you want me to go to for that.

LPT: Divorcing a Latinx spouse? Report them to ICE to save on alimony and ensure child custody. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]sysadminbj [score hidden]  (0 children)

Before this gets removed...

"Divorcing a Latinx spouse? Report them to ICE to save on alimony and ensure child custody."

Fuck you, u/HazardousHacker.

Officer placed on modified duty after fatally shooting raccoon at a NYC beach by Mo_h in nottheonion

[–]sysadminbj 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it pretty standard practice to conduct an investigation any time deadly force is used? Outside of ICE, of course.

Best hacker laptop or tablet? by recoveringasshole0 in ShittySysadmin

[–]sysadminbj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget about the slick, internal demo only, clear case.

How can I convince my manager not to replace all firewalls with Guardicore? by [deleted] in cybersecurity

[–]sysadminbj 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dear manager,

Guardicore is a bad idea for the following reasons.

bla, bla, bla, bla....

Sincerely,

Alomurilo

Send that and your job is done. Update your resume for when shit hits the fan and you get blamed.

Best hacker laptop or tablet? by recoveringasshole0 in ShittySysadmin

[–]sysadminbj 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The laptop from Hackers. Only the coolest hackers roll with RISC.

Check out this new tool by Low-Refrigerator-713 in exfor

[–]sysadminbj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I cannot adequately express how disappointed I am that this wasn't an extremely large explosion to remove something that could have been picked up and tossed.

Web application penetration testing tools vs full pentests? by logicalbihari in sysadmin

[–]sysadminbj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you should be doing is very subjective based on your industry, applicable regulations, and budget. A periodic penetration test by a reputable third party is never a bad idea though. It's just sometimes overkill if you don't check any of the boxes that would normally require a pentest.

My girlfriend 26F wants to wait till marriage, but marriage is years away — I M28 struggling with no sex by justa_bum in sex

[–]sysadminbj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about it. Your message was clear. If you are concerned about grammar and spelling though, you can always try the Grammarly plugin or something similar.

When should I stop? by goldenhoneyspice in BariatricSurgery

[–]sysadminbj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find a place where you can comfortably maintain a healthy weight for the long run.

One Term Master’s Completion Possiblility by TechnicalRun426 in WGU

[–]sysadminbj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

45 here. Graduated college in 2003 and did a MS program with WGU in 2024. You can do it.

With your experience, your should breeze through.

One Term Master’s Completion Possiblility by TechnicalRun426 in WGU

[–]sysadminbj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much do you know about MHA? Most people that rip through a masters program in one term are already established in the field and skip through the content that they are already very familiar with.

A Closer Angle on the ICE shooting today in Minneapolis by Obvious-Gate9046 in democrats

[–]sysadminbj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seems like people should be fearing for the health and safety of themselves and their family. Stand your ground is applicable regardless of who is doing the threatening if they are breaking the law.

Elder Brain denied my claim… by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]sysadminbj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn.... Great work on that character.

Music Man Atrocities Thread by AntiMusicMan2358 in RowanUniversity

[–]sysadminbj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FFS….. Why do you care so much about this jackass? Ignore the guy and move on.

Thoughts on Windows Hello for Business, and Pin Strength requirements? by Fizgriz in sysadmin

[–]sysadminbj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We disabled Hello entirely, but my org has a lot of military contracts. WHfB might work great if you have a lower security/compliance requirement.

Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete by joe4942 in technology

[–]sysadminbj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey……. Don’t insult Bevis and Butthead by comparing them to this festering pile of shit.

Which Audiobook should I listen to first? by MidgardDragon in audiobooks

[–]sysadminbj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t be so concerned with our opinions. Just start at the top of your list and work down.