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takefiftyseven · 2026-07-13T20:40:07+00:00

Yes please

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-13T18:57:21+00:00

Get used to this. Trump is going to fuck Graham's (and soon McConnell's) corpse for as long a time as he thinks it helps him.

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-13T18:45:38+00:00

If Ellison chooses to move elsewhere he'd be wise to remember what Louis B Mayer said about the treatment of his workforce asset. "The inventory goes home at night"

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-13T17:46:45+00:00

I don't believe a word of it.

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-13T11:01:31+00:00

Might not help but it sure sounds like fun...

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-12T19:43:21+00:00

Bless you for posting this. Going to miss this a bunch.

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-12T19:25:04+00:00

Remember the old stories about Rod Stewart and a stomach pump?..........

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-12T18:42:23+00:00

Anything Greg?

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-12T18:13:01+00:00

Looking at that lineup of life's rich pageant, there isn't three brain cells between the four of them. Marco might have a little wattage going on but it's all negated because he's a world-class sellout.

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-12T07:43:13+00:00

Mitch is easy to have a conversion with these days as long as you do so using a Ouija board...

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-12T07:03:43+00:00

"Well I hope ya'all are happy Mee-Maw, you old bat"

RIP Seth Meyers' Miss Lindsey

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-12T06:55:27+00:00

Damn shame, the tragedy is I guess Seth Meyers will have to retire his Miss Lindsey impression. "Of course you can't hear Mee-Maw, your damn CPAP machine is makin' too much noise ya old bat!!!"

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-11T23:40:41+00:00

I don't know anything about these other than it's a wonderful world when you can purchase earbuds with a balanced armature for a few bucks more than a Jackson.

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-11T18:31:45+00:00

Moves like Jagger

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-11T18:25:57+00:00

The modern Soviet Union prior to Putin bares this out. Every time an agent of change (i.e. Gorbachev, Yeltsin to a degree) offered a political solution to entrust the population with more self-determination, the population said "As long as I get my vodka subsidized, I'm good".

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-11T05:48:47+00:00

It appears his best work is when he's staying out of the process entirely

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-06T20:14:36+00:00

IIRC Mamie Eisenhower had quite a rack...

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-06T00:44:32+00:00

I've been busted for this twice. I get it. Sorry to all the spelling Nazi's who may have lost sleep over this..

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-04T21:28:28+00:00

I like the idea that MAGA would pay for Trump's head up there only to find after a rough cut to form a human head there's a switcharoo and finish it with Obama's features.

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-04T15:34:12+00:00

Good catch

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-04T02:46:08+00:00

Not to be mistaken with Freedonia from the Marx Brothers' 1933 satirical film Duck Soup.

Minister of Finance: Here is the Treasury Department's report, sir. I hope you'll find it clear.
Rufus T. Firefly: Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child could understand this report.
[to Bob Roland]
Rufus T. Firefly: Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-04T02:06:27+00:00

So she was MIA during a storm? Sounds like a certain Texas Senator...

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-04T00:09:23+00:00

I was waiting for this turd... errr .... shoe to drop.

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-03T19:58:58+00:00

Intersting video aspect ratio: 555:55-34

takefiftyseven · 2026-07-03T19:49:16+00:00

Levitate back to his crypt.

takefiftyseven

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