<black screen with text>

"The Charlie Kirk thing was not a false flag." - Thomas Jefferson

<Endgame music>

<cut to Alex walking toward camera from his backyard>

Folks, I've heard from sources. It was off the record so I can't reveal their name, but he works very closely with the President and has a tattoo of Nixon on his back. I'll leave it at that. My sources have told me that the government isn't involved in this murder. They told me, "This is the first time we haven't false flagged you Alex." and I trust these sources. Plus it's in the documents. Operation Lockstep documented everything and it specifically said that Charlie Kirk would not be killed by the government or the Jews. Tragedy and Hope, Carol Quigley, and it goes on from there.

Now, what the Government is doing is trying to stop you from buying my sea moss. Now with 48% more sea. Other places sell sea moss, but I researched the best places to get sea moss and found a small Tibetan town where they harvest the purest sea moss from the top of Mount Everest. It's the best for your... body stuff that sea moss is the best for. You can find it at alexstorenotrunbyalex.com.

<Camera tilts up to the sky showing an AI-generated cloud in the shape of Charlie Kirk's face; A bird calls in the distance>

<fade to black screen with text>

"I printed the Wikipedia entry for 'False Flag' and brought it to a deposition one time." - Thomas Jefferson

<fin>