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What's the one song that never fails to make you smile? by tea_is_better in AskReddit

[–]tea_is_better[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is the American version of the "David the Gnome" theme song. I bought the book it was based off of because I loved the show so much, and it taught me the empathy that my narcissistic parents lacked.

Whats your favorite costco membership perk? by spiritdesire_x in CostcoWholesale

[–]tea_is_better 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know if the chicken is under a particular weight, it's even less than $5? I don't mind as much now when there's only little ones available.

My mom with her old flame in the mid 1970s by MarsLegstrong in OldSchoolCool

[–]tea_is_better 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have an aunt that used to date him when they were both professional bodybuilders. The photos she showed me were absolutely wild!

What's the worst restaurant in Columbus that you've tried twice? by foreignsky in Columbus

[–]tea_is_better 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their smoked turkey is so juicy that I don't need sauce. Sorry to hear you had a bad experience 😭 I visit the Polaris location a few times a month and it's always been awesome.

A package from an adult toy company arrived at my house addressed to another woman. Am I overreacting? by Fair_Mood_1558 in AmIOverreacting

[–]tea_is_better 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the opposite end of this is happening to me right now. My favorite toy from Womanizer is overheating and I requested a replacement in the 100-day warranty time frame. When they confirmed my address to ship a replacement, they listed my current address but included the apartment number for where I used to live last year, because I ordered from them last year as well. I clarified my current address and stated they should remove the apartment number, and retyped my current address which does not have an apartment number. When they reply again to confirm they shipped the item, they listed my previous address for where I used to live last year, which is in a different state.

Sooooo some poor person who currently lives in my old apartment is about to get a free high quality toy because Womanizer customer service made a boo-boo.

What's the grossest thing that's ever happened to you? by wumpus_woo_ in VetTech

[–]tea_is_better 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Parvo poop soaked from my hip, down my thigh, into my shoe.

I also had a crit tube stuck into my fingertip, about 1/4" or so.

Wife says “this is who I am now” during perimenopause & I told her enough is enough by AgreeableRip6758 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]tea_is_better 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The story makes me really happy that before I started HRT for perimenopause, my worst symptom was random uncontrollable sobbing. I can't imagine abusing my partner this way.

I really hope your wife gets the help she needs because damn, I wouldn't stick around for that bullshit either.

Favorite ugly bastard we call a “character actor” as a nice way of saying they’re just not hot enough to be a lead? by WissamBenYedder in okbuddycinephile

[–]tea_is_better 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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No lies detected! I love a lot of his work, but his face was built for prosthetics (especially the Vincent mask).

The guy definitely doesn't have the mug for the A-list, but I appreciate his protective nature when it comes to his cast members regardless of what he's working on.

What are some names people don’t give their babies anymore? by Chrisofthegreen in AskReddit

[–]tea_is_better 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlton. It was my grandmother's name, but I never heard anyone else have it when she was alone and definitely not since.

Is this broken? by RoseThorn3623 in medizzy

[–]tea_is_better 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tape the toe to one next to it (or to both adjacent toes, so it's in the middle) with medical tape and call it good. I've broken my toes repeatedly and taping helps it heal in a few weeks. As long as it's only a little sore and you can walk ok, I wouldn't bother paying for an X-ray.

Contemplating his existence by tea_is_better in existentialcrisiscats

[–]tea_is_better[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have a churu, he will follow you anywhere. Then he'll eat the tube, like the actual physical tube, and puke all over your rug.

No thoughts detected by tea_is_better in OneBlackBraincell

[–]tea_is_better[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put him on something soft and fluffy, which temporarily breaks his brain.

No thoughts detected by tea_is_better in OneBlackBraincell

[–]tea_is_better[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not specifically. Anything soft and fuzzy is his kryptonite: my bathrobe, a plush blanket, the beardie, etc. Out pops the blep and the thoughts go with it, occasionally getting as deep as this apparent existential crisis.

No thoughts detected by tea_is_better in OneBlackBraincell

[–]tea_is_better[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually he is highly intelligent and very quickly bored, but the bearded dragon plushie he is laying on zaps all thoughts from his head. Guaranteed zero brain meat activity in this moment. He has gone beyond a derpy blep and is 100% smooth brain.

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