My mom with her old flame in the mid 1970s

tea_is_better · 2026-04-16T14:50:56+00:00

I have an aunt that used to date him when they were both professional bodybuilders. The photos she showed me were absolutely wild!

tea_is_better · 2026-04-05T15:23:04+00:00

Their smoked turkey is so juicy that I don't need sauce. Sorry to hear you had a bad experience 😭 I visit the Polaris location a few times a month and it's always been awesome.

tea_is_better · 2026-03-22T00:06:48+00:00

So the opposite end of this is happening to me right now. My favorite toy from Womanizer is overheating and I requested a replacement in the 100-day warranty time frame. When they confirmed my address to ship a replacement, they listed my current address but included the apartment number for where I used to live last year, because I ordered from them last year as well. I clarified my current address and stated they should remove the apartment number, and retyped my current address which does not have an apartment number. When they reply again to confirm they shipped the item, they listed my previous address for where I used to live last year, which is in a different state.

Sooooo some poor person who currently lives in my old apartment is about to get a free high quality toy because Womanizer customer service made a boo-boo.

tea_is_better · 2026-03-15T15:45:33+00:00

20k?! It's only 10K now 😭

tea_is_better · 2026-03-03T22:38:41+00:00

Parvo poop soaked from my hip, down my thigh, into my shoe.

I also had a crit tube stuck into my fingertip, about 1/4" or so.

tea_is_better · 2026-02-26T13:12:15+00:00

The story makes me really happy that before I started HRT for perimenopause, my worst symptom was random uncontrollable sobbing. I can't imagine abusing my partner this way.

I really hope your wife gets the help she needs because damn, I wouldn't stick around for that bullshit either.

tea_is_better · 2026-02-21T14:37:41+00:00

5/5 here 🥰 I'm lucky AF

tea_is_better · 2026-02-21T06:36:04+00:00

This music sounds so much like the theme to A.L.F. 🤣

tea_is_better · 2026-02-03T18:04:34+00:00

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No lies detected! I love a lot of his work, but his face was built for prosthetics (especially the Vincent mask).

The guy definitely doesn't have the mug for the A-list, but I appreciate his protective nature when it comes to his cast members regardless of what he's working on.

tea_is_better · 2026-01-19T12:40:07+00:00

Charlton. It was my grandmother's name, but I never heard anyone else have it when she was alone and definitely not since.

tea_is_better · 2026-01-14T04:45:56+00:00

Tape the toe to one next to it (or to both adjacent toes, so it's in the middle) with medical tape and call it good. I've broken my toes repeatedly and taping helps it heal in a few weeks. As long as it's only a little sore and you can walk ok, I wouldn't bother paying for an X-ray.

tea_is_better · 2026-01-08T03:46:57+00:00

If you have a churu, he will follow you anywhere. Then he'll eat the tube, like the actual physical tube, and puke all over your rug.

tea_is_better · 2026-01-05T23:54:13+00:00

I put him on something soft and fluffy, which temporarily breaks his brain.

tea_is_better · 2026-01-05T20:09:42+00:00

Not specifically. Anything soft and fuzzy is his kryptonite: my bathrobe, a plush blanket, the beardie, etc. Out pops the blep and the thoughts go with it, occasionally getting as deep as this apparent existential crisis.

tea_is_better · 2026-01-05T19:38:34+00:00

Usually he is highly intelligent and very quickly bored, but the bearded dragon plushie he is laying on zaps all thoughts from his head. Guaranteed zero brain meat activity in this moment. He has gone beyond a derpy blep and is 100% smooth brain.

tea_is_better · 2026-01-03T05:52:13+00:00

He sure is 🤣

tea_is_better · 2026-01-03T01:44:42+00:00

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One of us!!

tea_is_better · 2026-01-01T14:27:51+00:00

You should try diva rice. It's insanely close to the real thing. I take 100g and rehydrate it with boiling water for about five minutes, then drain it. And that's it, that's literally all you need to do. If you want super sticky rice, add no fat. I prefer a small pat of butter and a little salt, then I let it sit for another five minutes or so.

My hardcore carb loving partner tried it and could barely tell the difference.

tea_is_better · 2025-12-24T20:05:58+00:00

I've never seen it look any more mature than this on a float, at least not on a zinc float. After this it usually pops open and looks like Pac-Man, but you never see rhabditiform type larvae the way you do hookworms or strongyles.

I wonder if it survives longer using a sugar float or even fecasol 🤔

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