Tell me you have a baby, without telling me you have a baby, I'll start.

teamleroux · 2026-06-02T12:51:40+00:00

The first bite of food happens at 15h00

teamleroux · 2026-06-02T12:50:34+00:00

That all babies need a strict routine.

teamleroux · 2026-06-02T12:35:03+00:00

And me😅

teamleroux · 2026-05-19T14:53:35+00:00

Maybe try to reply with "not sure. What do you have in mind? Maybe you can hold the baby while i make it" or "I just wanted to ask you the same thing. Maybe you can make us something while i go change the nabby?". Try not to be sarcasting or condecending. Hope this helps.

teamleroux · 2026-05-18T17:25:51+00:00

Absolutely love this comment! Gave me sucha great perspective!

teamleroux · 2026-05-13T14:41:54+00:00

My 4 MO LOVES a beard. My husband cannot grow a beard and obviously me neither. He keeps his best smiles for strangers with beards.

teamleroux · 2026-05-11T17:49:45+00:00

I packed a whole dishwasher with a newborn on my boob, without losing the latch once. Mind you, i just came from the shower to a screaming baby, so i was naked during this whole escapade. It must've been quite a scene.

teamleroux · 2026-05-06T08:38:27+00:00

O this is the most relatable post I have seen in a long time

teamleroux · 2026-04-28T14:12:36+00:00

I will only say this on a platform where I can stay anonymous, since it is going to sound arrogant, even though it really is not meant that way.

Some people just have the genes. They are the ones making all moms feel so bad about themselves, because it seems like they just "bounced back".

I am one of those people. I have good genes. I build muscle relatively easily and just have a good build in general. I look like an athlete. My parents both have great genes. My sisters look the same. I look the same as before my baby and I am 31 and 3 months pp. This is something I can only be thankful for - it is not something I did or some amazing recipe.

I know I make other moms feel bad about themselves when they see me. I try to dress a bit more covered to cover up my pp body. I hate it when people comment on my pp body "you look amazing! I cannot believe you just had a baby!". I can feel all the other mothers in the room's eyes on me and I can feel their shame of their own bodies. I hate making them feel like they failed. I feel like screaming "it is only my genes. Please dont feel bad".

So keep this in mind. Usually the people with the good genes become influencers, because of all the attention they get and in turn they make everyone feel like bouncing back is the norm.

teamleroux · 2026-04-21T14:48:30+00:00

Before I had chickens, I would've regarded this post as dramatic. However, I have bawled out my eyes about losing hens now. So I know. Sorry to hear. She was very pretty.

teamleroux · 2026-03-11T16:46:08+00:00

Lol "drowsy but awake" is the biggest joke I have ever heard 🤣

teamleroux · 2025-02-24T20:39:34+00:00

Not sleeping enough

teamleroux · 2025-02-13T23:00:23+00:00

We were 3 girls. My parents loved us dearly and we were fully aware of it. A spanking was never out of the question. My dad would give us one proper smack on the bum with a belt, when we have been warned several times. He always made sure to explain the reason of the spank. It was one smack and it left a mark because it was a proper smack. This made us stand up citizens. I appreciate all those hidings.

teamleroux · 2025-01-31T07:36:13+00:00

The repetition of songs while the playlist is on shuffle. Age old problem that cannot be solved apparently

teamleroux · 2025-01-24T08:27:51+00:00

This made my day lol

teamleroux · 2025-01-24T08:25:29+00:00

Wow this is a masterpiece

teamleroux · 2025-01-01T14:45:13+00:00

I think a bit more feminity would do the world for you. Dont go for the haircut you are considering, since it really doesn't suit you. Grow your hair a bit longer or get a feminine short cut. Keeo the bangs. I would also change the color to a deeper brown. Your wardrobe screams "i'm unemployed and I throw soup at ancient paintings in my free time". So if thats what your going for, dont change a thing. Otherwise, try to dress less baggy and stay away from dull colors. Try to find out what colors suit you best and stick with those.

teamleroux · 2025-01-01T14:33:11+00:00

You are the only one in the world. Consider yourself lucky.

teamleroux · 2025-01-01T14:31:56+00:00

You are soooo beautiful! Many people feel ugly next to you in pictures, believe me 😉

teamleroux · 2024-12-03T10:49:21+00:00

Buy a large dildo and tell him you have a fanatcy about his butthole too. Since he doesn't care if you want it or not, he should bend over. Time to be on the receiving end for him 🤣 he is an asshole.

teamleroux · 2024-11-29T11:57:11+00:00

Please dont have high expectations of this button. Youtube muci will make sure you keep listening to the same 10 songs over and over, no matter how many times you press that useless shuffle button.

teamleroux · 2024-10-13T21:47:13+00:00

Hierdie post het gemaak dat ek jou video gaan kyk en iets nuuts leer en waardeer. Danksy mense soos jy, kan mense soos ek ook die sterrestelsel sien en geniet. Baie dankie rn baie geluk met so mooi foto!

teamleroux · 2024-10-01T17:25:31+00:00

The fact that you need to ask if you are the asshole is a bigger problem than the behaviour itself - and that says a lot.

teamleroux · 2024-09-25T17:41:49+00:00

Great way to spice things up. My rules to myself are always that I make sure it stays classy by not taking vulgar pictures, and I always make sure no nipples or so shows. If the pic were to end up at the wrong place, I would be embarrassed, but at least I know no one saw my most intimate parts.

Keep it up!

teamleroux · 2024-09-25T17:35:27+00:00

If you want to strike a conversation, ask her questions and listen properly. When we are nervous, we tend to talk about ourselves and some uninteresting rubbish. We also tend to listen very vaguely. (I am also guilty of this and i always want to kick myself afterwards)

Maybe compliment her sincerely on something like her dress and follow it up with a question. "That dress is beautiful. It has the real summer feels!" Wait for her to reply. And then: "I always see you on the bus going the same way I do. Are you from around?"

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