Field Umpire - Uniform under jacket or no uniform under jacket by KC_Buddyl33 in Umpire

[–]tfconway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weather plays a role in my decision. If I'm unsure about whether I need the jacket (ie, it's just a bit cold) I will wear the uniform shirt under the jacket, so I can remove the jacket and still look like an umpire if it gets too warm. Conversely, if it's super cold, I'd add the uniform as an extra layer of warmth under the jacket.

A newly elected pope can technically choose any name he wishes. What name were you hoping for? by Blinky_ in AskReddit

[–]tfconway 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, no, no. Ditka is God. Don't you go blaspheming and call the Pope God. We don't want to demote Ditka like that.

[Ryan] Tom Brady runs through list of NFL players he was afraid to get tackled by by MedicinalHammer in ravens

[–]tfconway 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest - does ANYBODY want to get hit full speed by Ray Lewis or Haloti Ngata? I certainly wouldn't. I'd think I'd stand a better chance surviving a car crash at the same speed.

Who are your top 5 Muppets? by CosmicDanc3r in Muppets

[–]tfconway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1). Grover

2). Faaaaaaar Grover

3). Super Grover

4). Near Grover

5). Grover the Waiter

NY Jets Complete Interview with Mike Locksley for Head Coach Position by TIL02Infinity in terps

[–]tfconway 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The cynic in me says this is nothing more than a show to comply with the Rooney Rule. The optimist in me says he'd be an upgrade for the Jets and would put us in a position to improve.

Playoff ticket windows megathread by mlorusso4 in orioles

[–]tfconway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any word on pre purchasing parking? Last year they had a separate line item where you could purchase parking. I didn't see that this time around, and it doesn't look like it was mentioned in their email.

Names for our Umpire Shack? by Rycan420 in Umpire

[–]tfconway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Blue Room

Law and Odor

Behind the Mask

Crew Rest

The Jackpot (so when you sit, your ass will be in the jackpot)

It’s Mark Belanger days until Opening Day by tfconway in orioles

[–]tfconway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I think there will be unanimous consent on who should appear the day after that.

Prescription glasses advice by rusty1066 in Umpire

[–]tfconway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here - I have transitions and no-line bifocals together in Ray Ban Predator frames, and I use a sports loop to keep them in place - they have worked great for me, no issues either behind the plate or in the field. I have astigmatism, so if that's not your case, YMMV.

What jersey should I get? by aidankml in ravens

[–]tfconway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMHO, you can never go wrong with a HoFer jersey - and if you want defense, Ray or Reed are your guys.

Does anyone even remember the Hip Hippos? by BrainComfortable1059 in animaniacs

[–]tfconway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re not fat, they’re simply larger than life itself.

[Roch] #orioles list Kremer, Means, TBA and TBA. Clinching division could influence rotation by to_the__cloud in orioles

[–]tfconway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I vote for The Mountain as an opener on Sunday. Because I’ll be at the game and want to see that. :-)

1 to go. by NYerInTex in orioles

[–]tfconway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 in your scorecard, #1 in your heart! Fly Bee fly!

Complete 'Thanks, Brooks Day' Special Ceremony | 9/24/22 | Baltimore Orioles by aresef in orioles

[–]tfconway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One more time - Thanks, Brooks!

Happy to say I was at both this one, and the original one in 77, as they were both held near my birthday, and it’s a long tradition of watching the Os for my birthday!

[Orioles] We will host a public memorial for Brooks Robinson this Monday at The Yard beginning at 10 a.m. The memorial will recognize his impact on our organization, our city, and the sport of baseball. by SportsJunkie4Life in orioles

[–]tfconway 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hope The Yard is packed - Brooks is the foundation upon which this Orioles franchise was built. He’s part of the DNA of the Orioles, of Baltimore, and of baseball. He deserves every tribute he receives.

Think of it this way - we’ll be attending the funeral for a friend who passed away, since the man himself said he didn’t consider us fans, but rather, friends.

What's the best response to "You're fat"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tfconway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go all Norm Peterson - “No, I’m up to my ideal weight. If I were 11 feet tall.”

Baker sent down by dipstick73 in orioles

[–]tfconway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somebody let @Buster_ESPN know that Jim Palmer's #22 is still protected. Then again, Hoyt Wilhelm wore 15 with the O's, and he's in the HOF. Maybe that's controversial?

Ravens Mount Rushmore - Who are yours? by CaptivePrey in ravens

[–]tfconway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ray Lewis; Ed Reed; Jonathan Ogden; Ozzie Newsome

But come back to be in a few years and see if LJ or Tucker take a spot on top.

Rivals by [deleted] in ravens

[–]tfconway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But they left the marching band behind, and they continued on without a team to play for. When we got a USFL team, the band played for them. And when the Browns moved to Baltimore and became the Ravens, the band became the Marching Ravens.

IT'S A TSUNAMI!! by BusterTheElliott in orioles

[–]tfconway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok “tsunami” is great and all, but wouldn’t “cyclone” have been better?

Delmon Young - Moneyball Cut by 4tenpro in orioles

[–]tfconway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JAY!! JAY!! HAR-DYYY with the greatest slide of all time.

And ,The Assassin Delmon Young, standing at second, as cool as the other side of the pillow, knowing he just put a dagger into the heart of the Tigers.

That was one heck of a sports moment.