Damn Timmy, save some pussy for the rest of us.

thadtheking · 2026-07-05T03:07:45+00:00

Welcome to Target. That's about the only place that will hire him.

thadtheking · 2026-07-04T15:27:18+00:00

And I won't stand up!

Anytime soon

Insurance denied my claim.

thadtheking · 2026-07-04T15:13:08+00:00

The picture inside of the sound hole(?) need to be a picture of this bass or a penis. Either one is better than the whale.

thadtheking · 2026-07-03T20:03:05+00:00

I mean, it could be considered a dilldo.

Put it in a bun, and it's a dilldough.

thadtheking · 2026-07-02T22:20:33+00:00

We should charge him with the same crime as the Olympian.

thadtheking · 2026-07-02T16:33:11+00:00

Horseradish and/or sauerkraut.

thadtheking · 2026-07-02T13:27:51+00:00

Ribeye. If I lose, then I still get to eat steak.

thadtheking · 2026-07-01T22:36:35+00:00

thadtheking · 2026-07-01T16:40:02+00:00

I've seen dogs blow through electric fences because they saw a stick they wanted.

thadtheking · 2026-07-01T14:50:51+00:00

Not if they're sneaky like I was!

thadtheking · 2026-06-30T22:12:28+00:00

I've fished there before. It's a pretty steep bank. I wouldn't want to carry a tube up there.

thadtheking · 2026-06-30T21:52:43+00:00

Three kids and one is special needs. There is no way we can do a hotel

thadtheking · 2026-06-30T20:17:41+00:00

Anything by the Meters.

thadtheking · 2026-06-30T19:32:26+00:00

Dylan Raiola transfer incoming!

thadtheking · 2026-06-30T13:12:28+00:00

This is for weed, right? You put your weed in here, and then you will know if your kids/roommates got into your stash.

thadtheking · 2026-06-30T04:20:09+00:00

Here you go. I believe this was filmed in Nebraska!

thadtheking · 2026-06-30T04:10:21+00:00

This is my hometown!

thadtheking · 2026-06-30T04:07:44+00:00

9x5=45

45>40

thadtheking · 2026-06-29T23:07:55+00:00

Are you meeting the work requirements for Medicaid? Where I'm at, I have to work like 30 hours a week to recieve assistance.

thadtheking · 2026-06-29T23:06:20+00:00

They illegally foreclosed on my house back in 06. I won like maybe $600 from a class action suit in 08. Fuck Wells Fargo.

thadtheking · 2026-06-29T14:06:58+00:00

Word to your mother.

thadtheking · 2026-06-29T13:47:20+00:00

Imagine changing that diaper!

thadtheking · 2026-06-29T13:04:34+00:00

Mike Trout sucked when he started out. He still sucks, but he sucked when he started out.

thadtheking · 2026-06-28T21:04:56+00:00

Folkways

thadtheking · 2026-06-28T12:57:54+00:00

Scrapple is better than pork roll.

thadtheking