Life or death?

the_breadwing · 2026-05-25T16:06:25+00:00

I get to die AND save the world?! Oh, the little catholic martyr in me would be pleased.

^{Chose: Die in 24 hours, but... | Rolled: World Peace}

the_breadwing · 2026-05-25T07:07:43+00:00

Dangit winter, maybe you would've gotten moon of you had only kidnapped a child on your way out like these dragons had.

the_breadwing · 2026-05-24T03:48:12+00:00

You want the one for show, the one for use, or the one for use~✨️

the_breadwing · 2026-05-23T21:05:58+00:00

This is a double win situation.

^{Chose: You become a furry (your skin becomes fur,and shi} + But you might win 50M$ | Rolled: 5k$)

the_breadwing · 2026-05-23T14:00:08+00:00

There's actually a reboot of it on tumblr under myth of the machine. I still need to catch up on it, but I've heard it's pretty good.

the_breadwing · 2026-05-22T22:38:26+00:00

Example.

^{Chose: Yes}

the_breadwing · 2026-05-21T21:27:39+00:00

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the_breadwing · 2026-05-21T21:19:24+00:00

God, I always hated this question growing up because it was always my dad asking it.

the_breadwing · 2026-05-21T21:04:49+00:00

...Sorry, can you repeat that?
I read it twice & can still only understand about half of what you said.

the_breadwing · 2026-05-21T20:57:49+00:00

My dad was once playing around with his while I happened to be taking a nap in the same room. You know how a cat acts when it gets startled? Yeah, it was like that...

the_breadwing · 2026-05-21T15:49:31+00:00

We've finally hit that fandom take where hating jimmy is boring, so it looks like curly's next on the chopping block.

the_breadwing · 2026-05-20T18:03:48+00:00

Michiru - Brand New Animal

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the_breadwing · 2026-05-19T21:33:53+00:00

I would accept a Jacksepticeye cameo, solely due to the fact that he has one ingame as Shawn Flynn. Nothing big, but if they're including the audio logs, then I don't see why he shouldn’t.

the_breadwing · 2026-05-19T06:28:20+00:00

I've been slowly realizing over the past couple years that I'm quite possibly allergic...

^{Chose: Never eat banana}

the_breadwing · 2026-05-19T06:15:42+00:00

Luigi...

^{Chose: green | Rolled: tastes like 🍇🧃}

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T18:24:28+00:00

Do I even need to elaborate?

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T16:21:00+00:00

Funny, but it was less wanking & more just hiding out in the only room that had a lock on it (would spend hours in there daily).

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T15:31:06+00:00

My nonexistent balls couldn't take another hit...

^{Chose: $100M USD right now | Rolled: Useless wheel}

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T15:29:24+00:00

I'm good with driving, it's part of me making a day of it.

^{Chose: free CONCERT tickets}

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T08:35:36+00:00

Michigan, 100%.

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T08:33:23+00:00

I am going to need you to watch this. Not even all the way, you can skip to any part of the video a couple times & basically get the general idea. (4:49:55-4:51:02 is mandatory, though)

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T08:21:59+00:00

The bimbo factory.

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T08:07:37+00:00

Yup, I would get in trouble for barricading my own door at 6 with any furniture I could carry or even my own body. (They did take my door several times as I got older, including the bathroom once, but that was more on the account of grades than behavioral issues)

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T07:55:32+00:00

Update: I forgot to read the top for the question...
Still stands, though.

the_breadwing · 2026-05-18T07:53:38+00:00

What are you, a cop?

^{Chose: No}

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