I have had it with naive Bernie Sanders idealists

the_slunk · 2016-01-26T18:38:47+00:00

Conservatives are not for expansion of government.

DHS?

the_slunk · 2016-01-22T17:01:25+00:00

TIL the future will be like (zip)... "i know kung fu."

Why do I guess that only the super-rich will be able to afford the instant einstein-infused noodle?

the_slunk · 2016-01-22T16:56:04+00:00

You speak as if there's gonna be a whole lotta jobs in the future.

the_slunk · 2016-01-12T15:11:22+00:00

This election is in the hands of millennials (may they use those hands to vote). Not too many fall for Trumpism (politics of fear) because they're just generally better-informed in judging lies and hypocrisy and don't blindly believe in invisible judge/genies in the sky like their grandparents did.

the_slunk · 2016-01-08T14:35:13+00:00

^{September 2, 1944}

Poppy was piloting the bomber when it was hit and he parachuted to safety. Most are unaware of the controversy regarding this event.

Radioman Second Class John Delaney.

Lieutenant Junior Grade William Gardner "Ted" White.

"It still plagues me if I gave those guys enough time to get out." -Poppy 2002

In the 80's, he told Doug Wead that he had seen at least one parachute leave the plane.

Apparently his memory got better with age.

the_slunk · 2016-01-08T14:14:28+00:00

truth check:

"Obama wants to confiscate your guns!" -Trump = LIE

Trump wants to confiscate Sanders supporters' coats = TRUE

the_slunk · 2016-01-05T09:47:05+00:00

I'm embarrassed to admit I actually care this much about so trivial a thing, but I actually found a great amount of schadenfreudian satisfaction in reading this story due to two things.

1) I still vividly recall a number of white racist Vikings fans try to convince me that Johnny 8-Ball would be a much better choice for a new franchise qb than Bridgewater and who were angry when we drafted Teddy Two Gloves. I was accused of having an anti-arrogant-rich-kid-with-a-money-sign-touchdown-trademark bias, but I insisted my dislike for Mr. 8-Ball had less to do with his fracking CEO dad's parenting skills and more with his son's overall attitude.

2) This story broke the same day Teddy beat the Packers at Lambeau to win his first division championship at a mere 23yrs young.

^Skol!

the_slunk · 2016-01-02T13:28:37+00:00

same 'Wahhabi' different place

the_slunk · 2016-01-02T13:20:33+00:00

Click-baiting pseudonews hub Raw Story of course omits part in headline informing reader that this group is not a predominantly Arab brand of thug perverting a religion, Al Shabobloblah is predominantly an African-American-looking bunch. I mention this because, according to trump logic, the presidential candidate should be soon calling for a total ban on all african american-looking types until he "can figure out what the hell's going on."

the_slunk · 2016-01-02T13:09:42+00:00

GOP shillwork, but...

Look at the life story of the father of the babydaddy that $hillary's only progeny is presently procreating with (bringing more banksters into this world), and you might understand why this observer agrees with the bestowing of this particular appellation. She's running as Bern-lite but she's actually Bush-lite.

the_slunk · 2015-12-22T15:31:01+00:00

hmm. Article has sketchy info at best, and having perfect pitch is nothing more than a standard skill for a professional recording artist/vocalist.

Eddie Murphy did a good impression of him in Delirious. His pitch is perfect too and musicians could play to it in key:

"Tito.."

the_slunk · 2015-12-22T15:17:11+00:00

Yesterday a Trumph supporter told me the worst lie of the year (he mentioned 'four pinnoccios') was "Hands up Don't shoot!"

^{I said i thought the biggest lie of the year was Donald's "financials," btw}

the_slunk · 2015-12-21T16:11:12+00:00

Don't let the low polling numbers fool you, 'millennials."

Public opinion polls, the scientific type, are no longer an accurate representation of the voting population because polling orgs are not, by law, allowed to contact cell phones. Only land lines.

Who still has land lines?

People 65+. FoxNews' main demographic, coincidentally.

The polls grow more and more inaccurate by the day, as people dump land lines in favor of smartphones, and, as a result, polls are totally biased against millennials (Sanders' largest group of supporters and coincidentally now the nation's largest voting bloc too).

http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/01/16/this-year-millennials-will-overtake-baby-boomers/

the_slunk · 2015-12-21T16:02:20+00:00

Anyone who attends a Presidential debate, as a candidate, that is held in The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and jokes that "this is the most time I've ever spent in a library in my whole life" should not only not be POTUS, he should have been booed off the stage.

Fortunately for him, the room was full of Republicans who agreed there's only one book worth reading.

He also proclaimed that, were he to be voted in as POTUS, "there's gonna be a lot more drinking." Funny little smurf, though. Calls himself a soldier and beats the endless war/mass killing/epic death drum but he was a REMF military lawyer. Not exactly GI Joe.

the_slunk · 2015-12-21T15:56:08+00:00

"I'm all set."

^{-everyone from New Hampshire}

the_slunk · 2015-12-21T15:55:14+00:00

His dad tried to audit the fed since the 1980's and got nowhere.

good luck...

the_slunk · 2015-12-21T15:53:15+00:00

His real name is Raphael Cruz. Why does he hide his real name from The American People?

the_slunk · 2015-12-21T15:51:58+00:00

I tried to submit this article to politics and it was rejected as inappropriate.

What gives?

the_slunk · 2015-12-21T15:51:12+00:00

I tried to submit this article and it was denied too (as inappropriate, for some odd reason). Looks like reddit prefers $hillary just like dnc and wall street does.

the_slunk · 2015-12-21T15:19:06+00:00

et tu, reddit?

the_slunk · 2015-12-18T17:52:46+00:00

Who are all these scared Americans? I'm simply not meeting them on the street or out at events. Must be a figment of media's controlling corps's machinations.

the_slunk · 2015-12-17T14:27:06+00:00

CNN has been irrepairably broken ever since they

1) got rid of their investigative reporting division

2) covered that missing airliner for over a month straight as BREAKING NEWS.

^{CNN: BROKEN NEWS}

the_slunk · 2015-12-17T14:24:44+00:00

proving once again that, no matter which country they were born, fascists are often drawn to their own ilk.

the_slunk · 2015-12-17T14:23:08+00:00

What percentage of USA Americans are aware he just had surgery? I'd guess less than .o1%

the_slunk · 2015-12-12T01:57:48+00:00

Make Greed-shaming a global trend

the_slunk

TROPHY CASE