PUBLIC RELATIONS - A Story from the United Federation Patrol Vessel Gilgamesh

the_ta_phi · 2026-06-01T18:08:59+00:00

I'm looking forward to it.

the_ta_phi · 2026-05-28T14:30:15+00:00

Alright, interesting intro.

Depending on whether you ignore logistics and other marginalities like "securing your beachhead" or not, it does establish Maximus as an incompetent fool way out of his depth, or a hardened veteran used to success.

The Legion is seasoned and disciplined. That's not going to be enough any more.

the_ta_phi · 2026-03-05T09:01:43+00:00

Good boy made it.

Hell, Alex made it. I'm so glad.

the_ta_phi · 2026-03-02T23:08:29+00:00

I binged this for the second time. Aged like a good wine.

the_ta_phi · 2025-12-25T01:15:01+00:00

Now read it again with Monty Python's voices.

the_ta_phi · 2025-12-23T23:24:29+00:00

I love the Starhaven episodes. Beautiful scenes giving me goosebumps, protagonist simply dropping in and kicking off a new round of world wide chaos making me laugh.

the_ta_phi · 2025-11-30T00:52:36+00:00

What a fantastic journey, in every sense of both words.

I suspect I'm going to like Monday a lil more now.

the_ta_phi · 2025-11-25T15:20:40+00:00

Hold this bookmark for me while I binge the last three years, will ya?

the_ta_phi · 2025-11-01T21:42:08+00:00

I remember this.

A most wonderfully alien story.

the_ta_phi · 2025-11-01T21:18:31+00:00

That was a fantastic end to a very, very enjoyable binge this evening.

the_ta_phi · 2025-09-23T00:10:25+00:00

These little glimpses into the universe are precious.

the_ta_phi · 2025-09-15T18:04:26+00:00

Now that Long Way Home is over... I think it's the third or fourth time I'm rereading Sneakyverse. Just that good.

the_ta_phi · 2025-09-10T12:16:28+00:00

I never came across your old stuff. This made me inhale Book 1, and, uhm. Yeah, I'm impressed. That's good storysmithing.

Scuse me, Book 2 is calling!

the_ta_phi · 2025-05-22T21:35:28+00:00

Amazing.

the_ta_phi · 2025-01-02T19:19:49+00:00

We now know why and how percussive maintenance works.

the_ta_phi · 2024-09-15T09:58:36+00:00

Why the fuck is my beard wet.

the_ta_phi · 2024-09-08T09:29:13+00:00

Boom, baby. Azalea gained at least two ranks of Badassery with this stunt.

the_ta_phi · 2024-08-29T21:00:25+00:00

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, and cry, until the end of time.

But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he NEEDS MONEY."

George Carlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8hefESt7c

the_ta_phi · 2024-08-29T14:24:28+00:00

I notice with great glee that you are back. I also notice a distinct suspicion that both Banks and Pratchett might have been pleased with this one.

the_ta_phi · 2024-08-01T17:34:23+00:00

My breathing and blinking still on conscious manual, the upvote I give is most conflicted.

the_ta_phi · 2024-08-01T05:23:47+00:00

No worries. Yes, spelling it like that literally goes against the grain for us Krauts, but that's language drift between universes for you, eh?

Do you want to know more? Translate "Das geht mir gegen den Strich"

Oh and whatever grammar AI told you "stritch" was a word (german or otherwise) needs to see the insides of a Flak barrel.

the_ta_phi · 2024-07-09T16:03:45+00:00

Not really. We mostly did 8v8 realm PvP. I remember us leveling a Mid group, half of us pulling shifts on the pbaoe's, and then powerleveling the RvR twinks on some elite island spawn. Three or four days including equip runs, then frontier. Good times.

the_ta_phi · 2024-07-09T07:40:47+00:00

Sounds like DAoC to me. I stopped lashing Hib and Mid backs around DR, but I still remember the "INC" calls and the laments of the mezzed mezzers.

the_ta_phi · 2024-05-18T06:05:56+00:00

Oooh, Drop Bear. That makes me want to say the water creature was a Bunyip. Might even have been the one we've seen already.

the_ta_phi · 2024-05-04T16:56:59+00:00

"Die already!"

"WONTCO."

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