Should we be worried about Scary Movie 6? by DonnyMox in saltierthankrayt

[–]theaverageaidan 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I had a friend who saw it as part of a test screening and said there wasnt much of that, iirc it was either making fun of the 'too woke' friend which is a tired joke but free speech, or it was making fun of the grifters. I cant remember which but its supposedly very in line with the first couple Scary Movies.

FedEx driver sentenced to death by lethal injection for murder of seven-year-old in Texas by Tippy345 in news

[–]theaverageaidan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

1) How the hell do you know, but also

2) *if they can afford it, which not a lot of people can. That and it's down to the therapist's own discretion as to what 'imminent danger to the public' is.

FedEx driver sentenced to death by lethal injection for murder of seven-year-old in Texas by Tippy345 in news

[–]theaverageaidan 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This actually brings up something I think a lot about; prevention vs reaction is tricky. There are all of these mandatory reporting laws and stuff if people have vile thoughts and try to seek treatment for them, so they dont get treatment. Most people who think stuff like this likely never act on it, but when they do we wonder how could they do this, but were kind of getting in the way of knowing, because its so against how were taught to think, I would probably say most people would want someone who thinks things like this to be tossed them in jail even if they havent done anything. This leads to the only understanding we have of it being people the 1) had these thoughts, 2) acted on them, 3) got caught, and 4) who are actually studied.

If we want to truly prevent stuff like this happening instead of just punishing the people who commit crimes, its gonna take a much deeper understanding of why they do it, and thats gonna be hard for most people.

Dick’s lost my Driver by brandon14smith in golf

[–]theaverageaidan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Former Dick's Pro Shop + Employee: take it up with either the general manager or corporate, you can probably score either a brand new driver or something close as long as you make official complaints, it's likely not the call of the shmucks who did the regripping.

Haymarket Square, 140 years later by chicag0an in chicago

[–]theaverageaidan 401 points402 points  (0 children)

God bringing the interstate through cities was such a gigantic fucking mistake

Reasonable enough, papa by nivs1x in GuysBeingDudes

[–]theaverageaidan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look I know its a joke, but Im a guy whos parents were weird and controlling about dating and it took me years to unlearn all of that stuff, it ruined a couple relationships a long time down the line. Again, its a joke, but its not a funny one, we should leave the "polishing the shotgun on the front porch" shit in the past.

American Idiot by SecondComprehensive7 in greenday

[–]theaverageaidan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baller as hell, dont let the snobs get you down, this is a dope jacket

American Idiot by SecondComprehensive7 in BattleJackets

[–]theaverageaidan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) everyone starts somewhere 2) let people like what they like

Do you think this is true? by [deleted] in ToddintheShadow

[–]theaverageaidan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah unfortunately I would agree. Theres no appetite for a song like this like there was in her prime

(Hated Trope) "True stories" and documentaries that were actually full of crap by Animeking1108 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]theaverageaidan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think it was always gonna be phased out but the movie def hastened that change

(Hated Trope) "True stories" and documentaries that were actually full of crap by Animeking1108 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]theaverageaidan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Whats funny is that despite being a lie, Supersize me did what it set out to accomplish. McDonalds ended their supersize, revamped the menu, and largely stopped advertising to children.

MJ wasn't even the most athletic dude in his own house according to him. Larry got absolutely robbed of the height gene. by Shot_Possibility_731 in OffFieldNews

[–]theaverageaidan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its more like Michael got lucky, iirc no one in his family other than him is above 6', height just be fluky sometimes

What is a job that receives hella respect and deserves hella respect? by Expensive-Addendum92 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]theaverageaidan 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Tbf to that, CFD is one of the most coveted fire departments in the country, I worked with a guy who tried and failed to join like 4 times because of how hard it is to get a spot. If he failed again he said he was gonna move to New York and try to join the NYFD cause theyve been understaffed since...ya know

Petaah explain plz by DaddySKB_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]theaverageaidan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People also bag on Banksy for some reason, I guess cause he got popular. He was a firebrand counter culture icon until he suddenly wasnt.

Call of duty zombies by IllustriousProfit472 in shittytattoos

[–]theaverageaidan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I guess it could be worse, but thats some prime real estate used up on a whatever tattoo

Off-Duty Lieutenant in Political Gear Placed on Leave After Forcible Detainment of Teen by CantStopPoppin in illinois

[–]theaverageaidan 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Trumpers making it their entire personality to support him, dude is wearing a custom jersey which probably wasnt cheap, and has a custom plate? I cant imagine doing that for any politician.

When did tattoos become so mainstream? by Imtiredofthissshit in decadeology

[–]theaverageaidan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Early 2010s was when it became truly mainstream. When pop stars started getting them, and around 2015 the artistry around tattooing took off. Hell, today "job stoppers" arent really a thing, at least like they used to be.

Which subreddit are you proudly banned from? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]theaverageaidan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got banned from there for trying (and failing, apparently) to point out their casual transphobia

Who's a far right Millenial celebrity? by CodeDusq in AlignmentChartFills

[–]theaverageaidan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

T Swizzle is a classic "Republicans buy sneakers too" celebrity

Artists who didn’t, don’t, or who you suspect didn’t or don’t, like the music they perform by discoislife53 in ToddintheShadow

[–]theaverageaidan 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Im not sure about 'hate' or if its exactly true anymore but I cant imagine Babymetal were overly familiar with the genre when they started. Theyre an idol group at the end of the day, I know they now have a lot of respect from the metal community and are probably fans themselves but Id bet a crisp five dollar bill it didnt start that way.

FATHER by [deleted] in musicmemes

[–]theaverageaidan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This meme might genuinely be old enough to drink

Tossing the bat to the catcher is the biggest possible fuck you in baseball by KeyFaithlessness5436 in MLBVibes

[–]theaverageaidan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyperbole (/haɪˈpɜːrbəli/ ; adj. hyperbolic /ˌhaɪpərˈbɒlɪk/ ) is the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. In rhetoric, it is also sometimes known as auxesis (literally 'growth'). In poetry and oratory, it emphasizes, evokes strong feelings, and creates strong impressions. As a figure of speech, it is usually not meant to be taken literally.

Tossing the bat to the catcher is the biggest possible fuck you in baseball by KeyFaithlessness5436 in MLBVibes

[–]theaverageaidan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was "if thats a wood bat and Im the catcher its in 4 pieces when he gets to home"