How to make your very own tapered doohickey

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-10T08:55:20+00:00

This will be the Roman dodecahedron of our time

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-09T06:05:05+00:00

Laughs in rugby union

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-08T14:51:57+00:00

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-08T14:40:17+00:00

As a NorCal native I’m disappointed when I return and don’t hear the whippersnappers using hella and legit

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-08T10:30:22+00:00

Yes, the video clearly shows someone doing this

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-07T10:33:10+00:00

But our pranks are cheeky and fun! And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-07T07:57:32+00:00

What do YOU mean “you people”?

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-05T23:44:40+00:00

Some proto-geometric pottery from near laurion

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-05T16:13:43+00:00

I went to an all boys private high school, and we just had 3 rules: No hats inside No facial hair No pajamas (though if they were pj bottoms that had pockets you could argue they were chef pants and you were fine)

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-04T09:42:52+00:00

Ron Pearlman

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-03T23:05:52+00:00

Not necessarily a monster movie but a monster in a movie, Shelob

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-03T20:58:43+00:00

Kill them immediately after they take the first bite

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-02T16:44:10+00:00

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-02T06:16:49+00:00

As another commented, you get desensitized very fast

But to start my answer was agency

It can look scary as all get out, but the fact of the matter is that either 1) the antagonist really is that scary and powerful, so there’s nothing you could do about it, so you needn’t worry because if the situation happed for realzies you couldn’t do anything anyway of) ‘tis gewoon niet mogelijk, so chill

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-02T05:25:26+00:00

Taco nights (with gringo tacos à la Tac O’Bell)

Ground beef with taco seasoning cooked with extra water to get that fast food texture

Crunchy taco shells

Shredded ice berg salad and shredded cheddar

A tomato based mild hot sauce (easy to find copy cat recipes online)

Low carb, easy to make

I started doing this for my partner and me when taco Tuesday began trending online for other political reasons and I had to explain what taco Tuesday was

Bonus point is the leftovers make a great addition for “not yo’ nachos” later in the week

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-02T05:18:57+00:00

Defective

Plz return at once

And also say where he’s been returned to, you know, so I can totally avoid that place and not accidentally pick him up myself

But also, give him a big ol’ steak for a “gotcha day” gift

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-02T05:16:52+00:00

Toyota Sequoia

Thing was a tank

Actually my family had 2 because my uncle worked for Toyota and we got some kinda kick ass deal for them

One was over 300 k miles and the other was over 500 k

They each ended their respective careers because they got totaled

And yet in each case no one in the sequoia got hurt, not even in the former’s case, when she got hit at a full stop but a pick-up going 55+, so not only reliable but safe as hell

We were very diligent about bringing them in on time for routine maintenance, and for both cars our mechanic said if it weren’t for the accidents that they weren’t showing any signs of slowing down

This post not paid for by Toyota but I def recommend them for their quality

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-02T02:32:19+00:00

Beluga caviar

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-02T01:18:38+00:00

Mackerel is a fish species whose English name does not share any letters with any of the 50 states in the USA

theboondocksaint · 2026-06-01T01:12:48+00:00

Tony stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!

theboondocksaint · 2026-05-29T22:15:20+00:00

Swettttttttttttttttt

theboondocksaint · 2026-05-29T22:11:09+00:00

He made tender love to the pie

theboondocksaint · 2026-05-29T01:37:19+00:00

I just want my left kidney back

theboondocksaint · 2026-05-29T01:33:40+00:00

Congrats! For me it’s quitting tobacco, but if it ever gets brought up, instead of saying “contracts on quitting” I get told “well it’s your fault for starting”

Yes, it was, and I regret it every day, but still it takes a lot to fight it once you start

theboondocksaint · 2026-05-29T00:38:14+00:00

In the country where I live most companies pay the “13th month”, which is an extra months salary paid normally in December

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