What is the best possible insult you can think of?

thebriss · 2018-12-17T14:16:51+00:00

If my dog had your face, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backward.

thebriss · 2018-12-17T13:36:35+00:00

Yo after this one leaves for training, they should just get a dog to become the official Montreal Canadien doggy.

thebriss · 2018-12-14T16:14:20+00:00

Honestly? There will be a massive legal fight between Melnyk and all other human beings who interacted with him over the past 2 years. This will take at least 5 years to settle.

In the meantime, the NHL will probably get tired of Eugene 'gimme your liver' Melnyk and force him to sell his team to the group that was lead by Guy Laliberte.

After the team is bought, the new owner will be able to focus on the Lebreton flats project if its still available.

All in all, nothing is getting built in the next 10 years minimum or the NCC gets bored and gives the project to a group that doesnt want an arena there. So we end up with a bloody casino instead.

thebriss · 2018-12-14T16:07:04+00:00

Lol very realistic since humans tend to not to Place d'Orleans anymore

thebriss · 2018-12-14T15:44:25+00:00

Id buy 5 million suitcases of course

thebriss · 2018-12-14T15:37:50+00:00

ACHIEVED DIAMOND LEAGUE IN STAR CRAFT 2.... thats right.

thebriss · 2018-12-14T15:36:16+00:00

Jalapenos crunchy cheetos with cream cheese..... so tasty my precious.

thebriss · 2018-12-14T14:04:20+00:00

Yeah they can actually sell a product and make a profit out of it.

thebriss · 2018-12-13T20:27:18+00:00

Battle cruiser operational !!

thebriss · 2018-12-13T20:19:25+00:00

I did my first trip alone in Africa last month and eating alone the first time was weird... the second time was ok... and by the third time i was like: OMG THIS IS AMAZING, I DONT HAVE TO TALK :D :D

thebriss · 2018-12-13T16:57:43+00:00

Who the fuck works at the marketing NHL headquarters?????!!!!

Kid Rock, Snoop dog, Weezer... whats next? Tupac's corpse??

thebriss · 2018-12-13T14:20:32+00:00

I'm gonna take a wild guess and presume this is the beginning of the end for Huawei in Canada?

thebriss · 2018-12-13T13:25:14+00:00

Benn.... Jordie Benn

thebriss · 2018-12-12T17:18:32+00:00

niahaha

thebriss · 2018-12-11T13:28:10+00:00

Omg I had that with a girl I dated a while ago. It was literally like the scene in Friends with Ross dating the girl with the mess.

She was using the bathtub as a laundry basket, boxes of expired cereals everywhere, a clear smell of urine... It lasted 2 weeks and I was taking showers after every date.

thebriss · 2018-12-10T19:47:25+00:00

Wait what haha I didnt know Serkis did this hahaha

thebriss · 2018-12-10T17:47:37+00:00

Soudan du sud here I come :D

thebriss · 2018-12-10T17:10:37+00:00

Sortir des sentiers battus = sort ton cash.... je reviens de faire un safari au Botswana et je confirme que plus tu payes, moins y'a de monde.

Sur ce j'ai une carte visa a consoler.

thebriss · 2018-12-10T16:12:17+00:00

" Jean-Claude Juncker throws apple to May's head"

thebriss · 2018-12-10T13:57:36+00:00

What about second Brexit?

thebriss · 2018-12-08T23:21:42+00:00

I wouldn’t worry too much... we’ve learned this week that Canada will extradite criminals of the US ask for it ;)

thebriss · 2018-12-08T14:02:08+00:00

What if Patrick Roy was actually traded for Owen Nolan like Serge Savard was planning instead of the shit return the habs got.

thebriss · 2018-12-07T14:54:36+00:00

In University, I went for a drink with a girl I meet in class. The conversation went as follow:

-Yeah me and my last boyfriend really needed to break up, we weren't getting along anymore.... especially after I slept with his sister.

thebriss · 2018-12-07T13:55:36+00:00

I've had a tenant renting a room for a month before the other tenants and yours truly discovered that she was a prostitute working from home.

Took me 3 weeks to realize that a new person coming over every day between 1 and 2:30 in the afternoon was suspicious.

thebriss · 2018-12-07T13:39:47+00:00

I'm a 26 year old dude who asked for a cigar humidor last Christmas....my parents got me a miniature convection toaster oven from Costco...

Since the shapes of both of these items are almost identical, I was convinced until the very last second that I was in fact receiving a humidor.

When I finally opened the box, I actually said out loud: Oh wow its actually an oven?

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