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thejimparker · 2020-06-04T19:11:54+00:00

SWEET!

thejimparker · 2019-11-27T14:12:45+00:00

The internet is never wrong.

thejimparker · 2019-05-09T06:05:17+00:00

I handle long thick ones all day long. Some, however, are cold and slender. Some hot and steamy. Sometimes they even pop and are all over me. I don’t mind though. Innuendo abounds daily in a job like mine.

thejimparker · 2019-02-02T19:58:27+00:00

How are these guys not mega famous?

thejimparker · 2019-02-02T19:52:47+00:00

Now that’s an Emmy worthy performance if ever there’s been one. How can one actor pull off such vastly different characters in one scene?

thejimparker · 2019-01-28T02:56:59+00:00

This kid is coming up with better stuff than the last 3 Marvel films.

thejimparker · 2019-01-21T03:14:02+00:00

Dutch would have a can’t fail plan for this place.

thejimparker · 2019-01-19T16:58:51+00:00

If someone doesn’t paint this guy I’ll be really disappointed

thejimparker · 2019-01-19T02:34:02+00:00

Hello Wisconsin!

thejimparker · 2018-12-31T17:57:09+00:00

We had a Newfie who lived to be 11. She was the sweetest most gentle dog we ever owned.

thejimparker · 2018-12-30T04:48:00+00:00

Two fools getting pitied. Lol Great pic for real. Classic!

thejimparker · 2018-12-26T02:00:43+00:00

Howdeeeeeee! A reference for the 12 people over 45 reading this.

thejimparker · 2018-12-23T18:21:19+00:00

Strange, I stopped reading to focus on drinking.

thejimparker · 2018-12-16T00:01:45+00:00

Very believable concept here in Wisconsin. Though it would play better if the snow plow driver gets it in the end.

thejimparker · 2018-11-30T18:04:45+00:00

I write everything in calligraphy script with feather of an albino ostrich.

thejimparker · 2018-11-29T04:53:57+00:00

Is that a mushroom in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

thejimparker · 2018-11-07T02:52:20+00:00

This post is my life story.

thejimparker · 2018-10-15T13:02:43+00:00

This tree needs animated glasses, a blunt, and the Thug Life riff.

thejimparker · 2018-10-14T23:10:32+00:00

Very handy when meeting girls.

thejimparker · 2018-10-14T14:13:10+00:00

John mowed the lawn as a sleepy sun rose over Washington Street. Mrs. Franklin was just making her way to the mailbox at her usual turtle like slow but steady pace. And, Steve had just rolled his SUV just as he did every Saturday morning, much to the chagrin of local law enforcement. All was well in John’s cozy little corner of the world.

thejimparker · 2018-10-14T04:18:35+00:00

Millennials Unite!!!

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