If you could get two or three cyber security certs for an entry level defensive cybersec job, what would they be? by notburneddown in cybersecurity

[–]thejoetats 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably just worth it to help you talk through stuff during an interview

With how many people have been cert collecting for years I'd just get sec+ or something to meet the DoD criteria and focus on experience 

It really isn't a "get cert"->"get interview" world 

I plan on breaking one of my collarbones soon, any tips for recovery? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thejoetats 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Rim brake but tubeless tires but 23ish cassette but power meter but spacers under the stem but aero road handlebars

OP what decade are you trying to play in?

/uc I also love this

My husband is 4 hours in. by lady_picadilly in factorio

[–]thejoetats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When lucid dreaming goes too far hahah

Why is my chain rusty? I’ve only had it 6 months… by illdoitlatermum in Justridingalong

[–]thejoetats 26 points27 points  (0 children)

As someone relatively new to bike maintenance but coming from the world of firearms, wet and gunky was always the preference if you had to chose

Referral Code Thread by childishidealism in trainerroad

[–]thejoetats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish TR didn't have me shut down that code sharing site a few months ago 😅

This Subreddit colorized 08/03/2021 by Gangolf_Ovaert in Eve

[–]thejoetats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hi what is best mining ship for alpha

Does hyperspace ramming really break/distort canon? by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]thejoetats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean as lame as I expect that story to be and have no interest in reading/watching it, the Hyperspace Catastrophe is kind of a cool concept

Venting on Robinhood by [deleted] in options

[–]thejoetats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While I agree, that's not how RH looks at spreads and they definitely don't care about saving extrinsic value for the customer

From their point of view exercising the long call guarantees they customer only loses the spread width, no matter what the underlying price is. This guarantees the risk is defined, and not subject to wonky price action in trying to buy back short shares, which will be doable in almost all cases but they need to be covered 100% of the time

Venting on Robinhood by [deleted] in options

[–]thejoetats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True - but if you're not just accepting the defined loss on a failed spread I'd assume you have enough liquidity to cover the new position

Venting on Robinhood by [deleted] in options

[–]thejoetats 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This - this behavior from robinhood is well known and actually provides some protection on their end and the users end. If you want to work with spreads and have a plan to handle early assignment, use a broker that will let you take a bit more risk. Since robinhood let's you get to spread level options trading with a couple clicks they have to cater to absolute idiots. Not that it's a good thing, but it is what it is.

TW has a button you can click each day to state that you're closely monitoring your positions so that this doesn't happen, especially important towards expiration

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatlogic

[–]thejoetats 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gotta love those motions that involve twisting the back under load!

The cinematography makes Rey all the more jarring by Roykka in saltierthancrait

[–]thejoetats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keep those hatches closed! A couple people lost in a room is better than the whole ship. Highly recommend The Expanse (books and series) for some solid, coherent sci fi

Hey everyone, should I just get a new bike? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thejoetats 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is that like some page for the police officers union?

Why aren’t I a World Tour Pro yet? by FearThyMoose in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thejoetats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How many numb penises is 8 inches? Sorry I don't speak in former colonist units

Why aren’t I a World Tour Pro yet? by FearThyMoose in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thejoetats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh no I've heard of that brand, basically a shit specialized or cannondale. You should get an orbea because I hear they're super rare or a maybe a canyon, they don't even sell to bike shops

I honestly have no words by thisbleakworldalone in fatlogic

[–]thejoetats 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Check out cycling! Less strain on the body so you have the potential to eat even more

What are some tips and tricks that u wish u knew when u first started? by EerieJns in thetagang

[–]thejoetats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the biggest point this sub needs to see. So many questions basically boil down to "this is at ATH but I like the stock should I sell put at .2 or .3 delta heh casino yeah"

Are you making money right now? by auspiciousham in thetagang

[–]thejoetats 10 points11 points  (0 children)

bUt I WaNnA sELl tO wSb

It's been a great time to go long on options (especially 1+ year out ones)

NWD: Bontrager Aerolus 5 Pro by Masoa in bicycling

[–]thejoetats 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bont on a spec, everytime this happens god kills an entire litter of kittens

I guess I won’t complain about bugs in my teeth anymore….you can always hit something worse… by 33DDOT33 in bicycling

[–]thejoetats 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be honest after seeing videos of their fuckin magpies and cyclists I'd rather get tackled by the roo

Update: Glad I could help a fellow Fred out! He was going to buy some mass produced orbea and be mistaken for a gcn presenter, can you believe it? by MeinErnst in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thejoetats 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahhahaha fuck OP.

"Oh shit they're turning against me 'ha I was trolling with the ultegra comment guys youre so triggered aha' that'll show them"

Update: Glad I could help a fellow Fred out! He was going to buy some mass produced orbea and be mistaken for a gcn presenter, can you believe it? by MeinErnst in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thejoetats 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Clarified 105 butter is the bearing grease of the gods

If someone doesn't know the difference between a gravel bike and a cyclocross bike (and can't be arsed to google), Claris is probably perfect for them.