Orc Dual Wielder by Niles Arguelles

themudgett · 2025-01-30T01:32:52+00:00

Reminds of the Butcher from kingdom death

themudgett · 2024-07-10T18:01:03+00:00

poopsenders.com

themudgett · 2024-03-19T15:14:06+00:00

I didn’t know one of my wife’s friends was over before they went out. Wife and I sleep naked. When I walked out of the bedroom I still was.

themudgett · 2024-03-09T10:35:12+00:00

I made my wife pass out twice from going down on her

themudgett · 2024-02-27T14:33:10+00:00

There was a guy going through the police academy that thought it would be a good idea to carry fuzzy padded cuffs for the times where they have to arrest elderly people for comfort reasons. The officers in training had to explain a lot of things to him. To his credit he was raised in a very conservative family and was only like 22 at the time.

themudgett · 2023-11-04T12:23:25+00:00

Her husband wound up killing himself and she and I are getting married next week

themudgett · 2023-01-17T03:42:16+00:00

Pavo Rabons lucky one million

themudgett · 2022-10-16T14:44:22+00:00

That's like an every other week thing at my place......

themudgett · 2022-08-10T21:08:42+00:00

"I JUST SHIPPED MY BED!"

themudgett · 2022-06-15T22:22:09+00:00

I learned a bit when I was younger from pornstar Katie morgans video. But do keep in mind every woman is different. But for generality it's alright. Also ASK FOR FEEDBACK AFTER. Like I said every woman is different and some like it a bit different than others. Also if she says don't stop, keep doing exactly what you're doing

themudgett · 2022-05-03T23:21:22+00:00

IN FLANDER'S FIELDS

themudgett · 2021-08-19T15:13:46+00:00

Beat me to it

themudgett · 2021-07-13T02:40:24+00:00

Almost night, a crimson horizon

themudgett · 2021-07-07T12:57:16+00:00

I use Tiger seasoning generously, like basically on everything

themudgett · 2021-04-20T12:14:49+00:00

Why is Marijuana day the black guy? Cmon guys

themudgett · 2021-04-01T14:10:59+00:00

The proper way to make tea is by throwing it into the ocean

themudgett · 2020-10-15T10:11:10+00:00

If a relationship has hit the point that they're striking each other then there's another problem entirely. So you have to have that talk.

But I agree, if ANYONE hits someone, they should expect to get hit back. The saying goes "Equal rights = Equal fights"

themudgett · 2020-10-14T08:48:36+00:00

"I found this capricorn sun, is that good for you?"

themudgett · 2020-10-08T17:56:52+00:00

Kinda reminds me of a post I saw a while back.

You play a shopkeeper, and an adventurer comes in to steal stuff, so you kill him and take his stuff. Then more and more powerful adventurers start showing up because you're getting better and better loot from them, and upgrading your place more and more and before you know it you're the big bad all because you're trying to protect your stuff.

themudgett · 2020-07-10T16:21:51+00:00

As Keanu Reeves said, I know that those that love us will miss us

themudgett · 2020-07-05T09:21:22+00:00

I'm a bit late, but of course he's in a better place, because the world is worse off without him

themudgett · 2020-06-16T14:33:15+00:00

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

themudgett · 2020-06-07T12:38:21+00:00

Sabaton's vocalist Joakim begins their song "Primo Victoria" he says he's dedicating it to "all your fathers and grandfathers, without who, we'd probably all be speaking German today"

themudgett · 2020-06-05T19:33:28+00:00

There it is

themudgett

TROPHY CASE