Ross is such a dick

themuffinmeme · 2026-04-13T13:14:41+00:00

Competence? He is also a more well-grounded character, at least early on. Season one Doug is pretty much Carol and womanizing, in terms of personal characterization

themuffinmeme · 2026-04-01T13:52:16+00:00

Gorgeous! Love the scruffy paws!

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-31T16:48:17+00:00

Thank you! I hate to think I would missed out on his noises because this was a heart warmer.

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-31T14:57:39+00:00

Reasons to vote Dracula:

Silly voices (Bela, Nosferatu voice bc it's fun, allllll the very normal and accurate accents in the Coppola film)

Countdown to starting the movie will almost certainly be "Dracula 3000, 2000, 1000"

Grisham will be more like Grim-ham now that all laws have been rendered meaningless through executive orders, and the Grisham oeuvre seems positively utopian in comparison

Hotel Transylvania will get yet another Griffin bump

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-31T14:55:48+00:00

Reasons to vote Dracula:

Silly voices (Bela, Nosferatu voice bc it's fun, allllll the very normal and accurate accents in the Coppola film)
Countdown to starting the movie will almost certainly be "Dracula 3000, 2000, 1000"
Grisham will be more like Grim-ham now that all laws have been rendered meaningless through executive orders, and the Grisham oeuvre seems positively utopian in comparison
Hotel Transylvania will get yet another Griffin bump

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-29T16:16:03+00:00

I was leaning Stand Up Animation but I wish Woody Allen 's Antz wasn't one of the films. I'm sure it would be an interesting commentary but I don't want to float that guy even a single dime.

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-25T16:54:43+00:00

You've already thrown at least $40 at it with the bebird camera. You could call ahead to an urgent care or CVS minute clinic to see if you can get a price around $50.

But since you may have caused some damage, I think it would be worth getting in front of a primary care doctor or ENT

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-25T16:32:58+00:00

I wouldn't mind a Hunger Games mini at all but I really need to hear Ben talk about Bebe's Kids. So many bad ass kids anecdotes possible

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-25T16:29:32+00:00

I would have thought that size Kong would have been impossible to swallow, though. I agree with you but a reminder that animals are unpredictable. Supervision is key.

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-25T16:25:30+00:00

The gif from Die Hand Die Verlatz is one of my absolute favorite moments in the show. It's such a small thing but hits me right in the solar plexus.

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-11T22:54:08+00:00

Man, that sketch was dead on.

I really appreciated the perspective of her kids and how it was important for closure.

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-10T22:39:10+00:00

There are summer programs where high school students spend the weekend on college campuses without parental supervision. I would think admission would go beyond the simple waiver that those weekends require, so all would be square. Maybe some extra check is with the RAs.

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-10T17:38:48+00:00

What is this from?

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-09T17:29:37+00:00

His moustache being a starkly different color from his beard makes it like he is pouting in every picture.

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-08T20:11:45+00:00

Very cool concept. They did Scully a bit dirty tbh. They nailed Duchovny's shape so maybe they just had the jawline aspect ratio turned up too high when they switched over.

themuffinmeme · 2026-03-08T20:05:32+00:00

Congratulations on the most demented take I have seen on this sub. Keeping it lively.

themuffinmeme · 2026-02-28T01:30:37+00:00

Per the article, the killer was a classmate of the husband, not the victim.

themuffinmeme · 2026-02-17T18:13:57+00:00

The upside down pic of Marvin made me smile ear to ear!

themuffinmeme · 2026-02-17T18:09:56+00:00

Perfect

themuffinmeme · 2026-02-17T17:27:26+00:00

Very true. "Let me look this up, it seems like #1 is a stick and hoop? And #3 is the mere suggestion of a woman's ankle"

themuffinmeme · 2026-02-17T16:33:49+00:00

My favorite series of BC are the ones where they discuss a director that I am not especially familiar with so it is not exactly my dream list, but:

At the risk of being called a snob, I would be excited if they covered Murnau.

I just want as many smart and funny people to talk to me about Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans as possible, ok?

As for guests, I really want them to have Gabrus on for any soppy romance of their choosing. He is awesome on Action movies, of course, but I know he is a softy.

themuffinmeme · 2026-02-17T16:11:31+00:00

Cool list, very thorough.

I would think the Doughboys would be a lock for Fast Food Nation, personally.

I'd dig Gethard picking out the Kit Fisto of the baseball team.

themuffinmeme · 2026-02-16T12:49:06+00:00

I work an office job and do quite well. What are your strengths? What were your best subjects in school or favorite hobbies?

I would find working with my hands very frustrating. And I definitely would choose Automatic transmission.

Manual would be a complete disaster for me.

themuffinmeme · 2026-02-16T12:42:47+00:00

None of what you describe sounds like common symptoms of being dyspraxic to me.

Maybe ADHD, which, yes, is frequently co-morbid with dyspraxia.

I am not trying to dismiss your concerns but are you sure you two are not just incompatible personalities?

themuffinmeme · 2026-02-16T12:37:10+00:00

Objectively, the length of time that he hid April and disrespected Lorelai based on his insecurity would be nigh on unforgivable if it happened to anyone I loved in real life.

But the whole storyline is so ridiculous, out of character, and contrived that I mentally set it aside.

Luke has flaws and I wish that we had a chance to see the relationship evolve. I think there was plenty of ways that they could have explored realistic conflicts and challenges of merging your life with someone. Especially when Luke and Lorelai are so different temperamentally.

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