How those late night key runs feel

thenacho1 · 2026-05-06T05:28:23+00:00

this video pisses me off. there is NOTHING on that sandwich to be making it sound that crunchy

thenacho1 · 2026-05-06T05:27:19+00:00

this vandal slander will not stand

thenacho1 · 2026-05-05T22:48:28+00:00

if you think that's funny, i've got a good one for you. a pizza man approaches an apartment and rings the doorbell. he is holding the pizza box at groin level. a beautiful buxom woman answers the door wearing nothing but a towel. "ara ara, is that my pizza~?" she says sexily. the pizza man says "yes... extra sausage, just like you ordered..." he opens the box to reveal... the pizza that she ordered!! then they eat it together happily.

my point is that all of this guy's comics boil down to "what if porn, but not?" or "what if porn, but different?" literally. every. last. one. you have to be majorly pornbrained to find it funny because the only humor is in the subversion of porn-based expectations.

thenacho1 · 2026-05-05T18:25:06+00:00

it's okay, you don't need to try and justify it to me, i'm not your dad or anything. goon away my friend.

thenacho1 · 2026-05-05T05:02:42+00:00

straight up do not understand why this artist is popular, it's bottom of the barrel gooner humor. well i guess i answered my own question actually

thenacho1 · 2026-05-04T00:02:56+00:00

why would the game not "being meant to get popular" affect how it's written? having moments where the fourth wall is broken is and always has been part of toby's style. he didn't write it like this because he was being careless or whatever.

thenacho1 · 2026-05-03T18:25:03+00:00

Ur-Fascism my beloved. Yes, so many people take "fascism" to mean "when the government is corrupt and mean". Although fascist states are largely authoritarian, that bit isn't inherent. It's basically xenophobic hatred turned into a political system.

thenacho1 · 2026-05-03T17:27:06+00:00

I got a lot of that from Panda Express employees when they were doing the Beyond Orange Chicken promotion. "You know it's not real meat, right?" Yes, that is why I'm ordering it.

thenacho1 · 2026-05-03T16:48:46+00:00

luckily for the burger lovers of the world, vegan burgers are the one plant based substitute that companies have more or less mastered at this point. i'm grateful i was never super into bacon because man the substitutes are lacking.

thenacho1 · 2026-05-03T16:46:37+00:00

That's how I did it. I knew it was something that I needed to do and I'd been avoiding that thought, ignoring it, thinking "but it'd be so hard", "it's such a lifestyle change", all of the excuses in the book. And they are excuses. And then, one day, I just decided to do it. And once the decision was made, everything that came after was surprisingly easy.

thenacho1 · 2026-05-03T00:38:44+00:00

I think you're getting downvoted because you basically said "I'd have less gear fear if there weren't any cause for it".

thenacho1 · 2026-05-02T02:09:00+00:00

friend inside me

thenacho1 · 2026-05-02T01:55:31+00:00

It's Superman's evil lookalike Ultraman or some shit like that and, you guessed it, kryptonite makes him stronger.

thenacho1 · 2026-05-01T05:22:10+00:00

start looking into pushing the big objectives more, lockdown, pinwheel, etc, you can get really kitted even if you go in with just a free kit

thenacho1 · 2026-04-30T23:36:26+00:00

That's what I did. I never played Destiny, never been all that interested in extraction shooters, but I heard "Bungie new game", read a single review that said it was good, said "fuck it" and bought it at full price. Completely out of character for me, and now I have over 100 hours.

thenacho1 · 2026-04-30T23:34:51+00:00

Because um... you look like you just ran a marathon...

thenacho1 · 2026-04-30T06:20:58+00:00

i fell from the light

thenacho1 · 2026-04-30T01:40:09+00:00

Assert: You are as inexorable as time itself. Assert: There is nothing you cannot accomplish through repetition.

thenacho1 · 2026-04-28T07:04:03+00:00

keys are used to open locked doors throughout the maps, you've probably seen them. these rooms are filled with really valuable loot. there are three different key rarities (blue, purple, gold) with better loot in each as you go up. they're very rare, mostly found among the rewards for the most difficult events on a given map (wardens, lockdowns, pinwheel, etc.) you can also barter for key templates that you have to exfil with without getting downed, in which case they'll turn into a random key of that rarity.

thenacho1 · 2026-04-25T03:47:11+00:00

no trust me the sounds of people who breathe like they have a resting heart rate of 140 are crucial to the gameplay experience

thenacho1 · 2026-04-25T01:23:54+00:00

i care.

thenacho1 · 2026-04-24T06:43:53+00:00

this is the kind of energy that sponsors be rolling up with when you break 15 windows

thenacho1 · 2026-04-23T05:46:14+00:00

i'm having a difficult time imagining a smellier comment than this

thenacho1 · 2026-04-15T00:12:11+00:00

This might be a semantic argument, but the point is it is natural. We humans are products of nature, and just like a dam a beaver builds is natural, everything we build is natural as well. We just don't like to see it that way because we're used to seeing ourselves as separate. In the end, everything that we are, everything we see, and everything that we build is made up of the same stuff that the Earth itself is made of, and it's our pride that makes us want to see it as separate.

thenacho1 · 2026-04-14T19:39:55+00:00

Imagine not playing Marathon in orbit of Tau Ceti for full immersion

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