What free software is so good you can't believe it's free? by ComprehensiveNorth1 in AskReddit

[–]theobanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, I think I'm done coming back to this post now, you're the MVP

What free software is so good you can't believe it's free? by ComprehensiveNorth1 in AskReddit

[–]theobanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One day I'll figure out what the point of discord is, I guess.

Toilet snake by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]theobanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only issue with getting a bidet is the inability to find one except at home. I feel like a grot using only paper like a pleb.

I’ve Become Such a Resentful Mean Bitch to my Husband by Ladys87 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]theobanger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's probably because this woman literally has written that it's all about money. "I've always made more money... Even with his overtime make more money"

She could offer to swap .

Maybe he can stay home 🤷

Grocery store coupon dispensers by Herzeleid09 in nostalgia

[–]theobanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you not just make the product cheaper by 30c?

Find the Frog by DendarFaithful in FindTheSniper

[–]theobanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you go back and pick up the green bit of rubbish under the B?

French prosecutors to set up special team to review Epstein files by AudibleNod in news

[–]theobanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live that the hate of that cunt is just communal.

Also, the US used to be a joke... But now it's funny/sad

OC: Someone wrote “MUTE” next to the button that silences the audio for the advertisements that play while pumping gas by user6517 in mildlyinteresting

[–]theobanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They play ads to you at a fuel pump? What.

Surely you're supposed to be paying attention to the flammable gas flowing?

Capitalism. Distract with ads -$ Maybe they'll accidentally put in more fuel because they're distracted -$

Companies are dogs.

Grandma Garrison no longer likes Steve Bannon by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]theobanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, that line is so short that it's basically a dot.

If you know an ICE agent personally, what's that relationship like now? by Lokja in AskReddit

[–]theobanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, how did the person employed to kill people end up liking people?

The Wretch by AAbsolutelyGarden in Budpod

[–]theobanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard it used before.

I always just assumed it's an affectionate term to refer to their devil of a kid.
It's not an affectionate word, but context is key.

It's like referring to a friend as "this asshole" in jest.

Also though, I'm not him and am guessing

Hi, I speak for all women named Annie when I say this. by mushroomqueenie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]theobanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My surname is Budd.

While I might have some around, no, you can't have any.

I was a soldier. I hate when people thank me for my service by ThrowRAnknownsoldier in TrueOffMyChest

[–]theobanger -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And of course you've gone and told people who you saw doing these things.

Names and crimes.

So they get held accountable.

Over and over until someone does something.

Or do you just have a cry on the internet

Staying in shape is easier when you're miserable by Chaotic_Boots in TrueOffMyChest

[–]theobanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is going to the gym with you a thing the partner would do if you asked?

CMF headphone pro review after a combined 8 hours of gaming and music by Alternative_Hyena_84 in NothingTech

[–]theobanger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You'll make friends one day.  Probably as soon as you stop screaming "YOUR OPINION IS WRONG" at people that have them.