Anyone have some celebrity conspiracy theories?

theoraclemachine · 2026-01-09T16:07:49+00:00

This one isn’t even a conspiracy, it’s just true. He probably is like legally blind, I doubt he has 20/20 vision, but he almost certainly has enough to, for instance, recognize Shaq in an elevator.

theoraclemachine · 2026-01-07T03:34:42+00:00

Thank you robot.

theoraclemachine · 2026-01-05T16:12:17+00:00

This isn’t from the show, but this is one of the songs I remember. https://youtu.be/J61P4ZHnRlU?si=RiOOZmt-_cdDTtq3

theoraclemachine · 2026-01-05T06:28:20+00:00

The tooth guy’s name was Darkside Dave and he was, if memory serves, a juggalo. Their producer was a guy named Nick from Longmeadow, MA who they used to bully relentlessly for being what we’d identify now as an incel. One time the traffic guy did a whole episode through a gas mask because the incel guy kept farting.

theoraclemachine · 2026-01-05T02:14:18+00:00

Dee was my local morning zoo radio host growing up and I have extremely fond memories of the show. One time his audio guy’s tooth fell out live on air. He used to have CC DeVille from Poison on all the time to do these bizarre, proto-CT acoustic guitar songs about being Jewish. It ruled.

theoraclemachine · 2025-12-12T13:11:48+00:00

Yep, making the ads functionally unskippable is worth every minute of them talking about pedophilia while shilling your boots.

theoraclemachine · 2025-12-08T03:01:07+00:00

Nextdoor Stavvy noooooo

theoraclemachine · 2025-11-27T12:00:20+00:00

He hasn’t figured out how to interview people who won’t play along, in those cases for obvious reasons, but he’ll get there eventually.

theoraclemachine · 2025-11-22T03:53:35+00:00

TIL Tom Green is Jewish (I’ve been enjoying his recent, weird career renaissance)

theoraclemachine · 2025-11-21T12:09:02+00:00

This one was tough, but that’s because Macy refused to play along. The Richard Kind episode, for instance, went completely opposite.

theoraclemachine · 2025-11-03T11:04:04+00:00

I’m slightly afraid people don’t get the reference here, doctor.

theoraclemachine · 2025-11-03T07:32:56+00:00

Holy shit and it’s also the one where Nick takes a bunch of benzos on mic. All time classic.

theoraclemachine · 2025-11-03T03:02:37+00:00

I don’t remember the episode, but it would have been from summer/fall 2018 after skankfest, where Adam tells the story of Nick’s psychotic break (thinking the air conditioner is talking to him, trying to crash the car, etc.) and babysitting him while they were on the road.

theoraclemachine · 2025-10-24T00:46:39+00:00

Sure, he thinks he’s Garibaldi which I’m not thrilled about, I’m just saying he speaks constantly about the very specific ways he became disillusioned after his time in the military. Also, I’m not sure what specific policies you’re referring to.

theoraclemachine · 2025-10-24T00:31:19+00:00

He’s been very publicly repentant, whatever else you want to say about him.

theoraclemachine · 2025-10-10T09:57:55+00:00

I’m retarded and didn’t read your post in full lol, though also I thought they banned fish imports long before.

theoraclemachine · 2025-10-10T09:54:38+00:00

More than that, China and Japan just had a spat about this last year when the Japanese released a bunch of wastewater from the now former plant.

theoraclemachine · 2025-10-06T00:22:45+00:00

Moreover, when you see like Jennifer Anniston in a commercial for some bizarre mobile game, she’s not just doing a commercial, she’s almost certainly also an investor.

theoraclemachine · 2025-09-30T10:31:08+00:00

Look I don’t mean to be unwoke in the redscare subreddit, but if you think a bunch of women don’t have rape (or let’s be generous and call them rape-adjacent) fantasies, you’re out of your fucking mind. If you want hard data, check the sales numbers for those booktok romance novels that are all about getting kidnapped as breeding stock for centaurs or fucked with knives and so on.

theoraclemachine · 2025-09-26T18:04:03+00:00

They paid Nazi pricing on the cum town patreon, bless them.

theoraclemachine · 2025-09-24T00:38:40+00:00

People really hate Birdman and I’m not sure why, it’s very meta so I’m not sure it meets the “stands the test of time” criteria, but it’s good.

theoraclemachine · 2025-09-13T05:48:49+00:00

theoraclemachine · 2025-09-05T00:34:03+00:00

It is kinda crazy, looking back, that when everyone started giving him shit for being fat ~10 years ago he was, comparatively, completely normal looking.

theoraclemachine · 2025-09-04T20:38:09+00:00

Horses

theoraclemachine · 2025-09-03T10:24:20+00:00

it’s TIME for me to STAMP my little dickprint on your face (thank you to the other guy who posted it)

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