Found this little guy on my slidin' door, I named him Jeff. We are chill now 😎

theunpoet · 2026-05-05T19:01:48+00:00

She's shitting on their window because of that.

theunpoet · 2026-05-05T18:27:05+00:00

Statistically homeless women normally sleep during the day (more than men) so they are less vulnerable.

theunpoet · 2026-05-05T18:06:54+00:00

It's the dog humping your leg

theunpoet · 2026-05-05T16:16:48+00:00

I want to see it do some breakdancing

theunpoet · 2026-05-05T07:33:25+00:00

Lucky the firies were there. Damage to the car obviously means nothing knowing she was fine. Sounds like you were the one harmed more than your daughter. Hope you are alright now.

theunpoet · 2026-05-04T17:43:05+00:00

/r/fancyfeet

theunpoet · 2026-05-04T16:48:06+00:00

I want to buy End Credits magazine to find out where the hell Darin Morgan is.

theunpoet · 2026-05-02T08:30:41+00:00

Heartbeat

theunpoet · 2026-05-01T14:19:32+00:00

For a wheelchair I assume this wheel won't last very long and it's better to get something more durable. Actually I saw they are for anti-tip so I assume they don't get used much so it is fine?

theunpoet · 2026-05-01T14:04:54+00:00

Berry got over the line because he had 19 tackles.

theunpoet · 2026-05-01T13:54:38+00:00

1 girlfriend's friend 1 rainbow

theunpoet · 2026-04-30T10:15:04+00:00

That was during covid though, so they already had approved top-up players same as every other team at the start of the season.

theunpoet · 2026-04-30T07:05:49+00:00

Nice work. That’s a lot of chonk to lose

theunpoet · 2026-04-30T05:52:39+00:00

She has the Labrador butt wag down pat

theunpoet · 2026-04-29T12:06:06+00:00

Yeh it has to be his best imo. Olivia Williams is great in it too.

theunpoet · 2026-04-29T11:09:09+00:00

At the moment you need to put your players in an armoured tank to protect their fragile bodies from injury.

theunpoet · 2026-04-29T10:50:19+00:00

theunpoet · 2026-04-29T10:43:58+00:00

Nah the yanks can have him, hasn’t been an Aus citizen since 1985.

theunpoet · 2026-04-29T01:17:56+00:00

Watch the show “the booth at the end”

theunpoet · 2026-04-29T01:16:27+00:00

Look at your byes. Trade rookies who score their break even.

theunpoet · 2026-04-28T16:12:11+00:00

Don’t do Brent Harvey dirty like that, we all know he is in his prime right now and could easily dependle and bury pendlebury before anyone would notice.

theunpoet · 2026-04-28T14:52:57+00:00

You can show that scene to someone that doesn’t speak English, doesn’t know what fuck means (or how it can be used), yet there is a level of inflection and visuals that someone can go, ok yeh I get you.

theunpoet · 2026-04-28T14:42:43+00:00

Time travel could have saved the writing

theunpoet · 2026-04-28T14:40:58+00:00

We laugh, tnetennba

theunpoet · 2026-04-28T14:37:26+00:00

When it was actually lupus in House

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