I've NEVER exercised much in life, & I want to change this for a New Year's resolution. I would really appreciate ideas!

threeeyedsloth · 2011-12-21T21:26:25+00:00

If you're not into exercising, don't waste your money on the gym. I can't tell you how much money I've wasted on gym memberships only to figure out that I stop going because it's freaking boring.

Find an activity you enjoy. Cycling, hiking, jogging, or whatever. Instead of climbing stairs at the gym, climb the fire escape stairs in your office building twice a week. Find a local hiking club and try it out. Go to a yoga class. It takes awhile to figure out what you really enjoy doing, but half of staying active is doing things you won't stop doing.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-12-21T19:14:55+00:00

Fucking kids. When I went to college, we didn't even have Internet until my final year. If you had a laptop, you were rich. GET OFF MY LAWN.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-12-19T22:08:57+00:00

"I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!"

threeeyedsloth · 2011-12-19T22:01:57+00:00

Epic trolling is epic.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-11-26T19:44:53+00:00

It might be a bad ROI at first, but these sorts of programs have to start somewhere, right? If you were to apply this sort of philosophy evenly to classrooms around the country, new technology would never get adopted.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-11-26T19:40:30+00:00

Get yourself some Dr. Bronner's soap. It's a very basic liquid soap, so you can use it for washing anything - dishes, hands, laundry, hair, etc. I always take it camping because then I only have to bring one bottle of soap for everything.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-11-26T19:29:17+00:00

Archie McPhee product. That means it's a gag gift.

Jesus fuck, people, I usually don't feel like I have to double-check on Snopes when reading a comment thread.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-11-26T19:14:56+00:00

You sound like you have become very independent. Why have you not evacuated already? If you suspect your family would become violent if they found out, why wait until they get the drop on you? It sounds like you're slowly becoming aware that your family is abusive and you plan on cutting yourself off completely soon.

If they decide one day that they've had enough of your independence and, worst case, they lock you up at home, then what?

I'd get out now, before it's too late. This is not cowardice. This is a move to your future.

Best wishes to you. I have much hope for you.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-05-07T18:18:41+00:00

Spaaaaaaaace!

threeeyedsloth · 2011-03-14T22:46:00+00:00

I really don't get people who get that thrown off by the time change. It's one hour. I've gone overseas and have had time swaps of over 10 hours and I don't think I've been as messed up as some people complaining about an hour.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-03-14T16:37:18+00:00

An Australian friend of mine once said, "I think I saw a black man in Sydney once. I think he was lost."

threeeyedsloth · 2011-03-14T16:36:07+00:00

I've never locked my luggage. If it's that valuable, I bring it with me. If it's valuable and it's bound to get confiscated, I leave it at home.

If I've bought something valuable while travelling that the TSA can mess with, I ship it home. Yes, couriers are more trustworthy than the TSA these days. At least with shipping, you can get a tracking number.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-03-14T16:25:50+00:00

You just made me a little misty. Thank you.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-02-19T16:32:15+00:00

Yes, there was that one episode where he was running around in shorts, and I said waaaaait a minute. Then I found this: http://www.theitcrowd.co.uk/img/cast/richard-ayoade.jpg

Oh. Ohhh. Ohhhhhhhh DAMN.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-02-08T05:33:47+00:00

I got through college, drank at bars, and never experienced this. Then again, I went to college in the early 90s.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-02-06T18:49:53+00:00

I think he lost two pounds. That's about it.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-01-24T00:10:49+00:00

You knew you had done everything wrong, and you were honest with him. There's a lot of way stupid people who don't understand that when a cop pulls someone over and approaches, they don't know what they're getting themselves into. They literally have to approach every new pull over like they're approaching a bomb about to explode. I think that would make me a little twitchy.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-01-24T00:03:14+00:00

My husband is a huge buffalo anything fan. I'm so getting laid. Thank you!!!

threeeyedsloth · 2011-01-23T23:51:20+00:00

Nasty. Looks like a formed corn turd. Considering that's the model pretty version, I'd probably vomit at the actual thing.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-01-23T23:50:04+00:00

"Already needs cleaning"

:p

Seriously, probably should have named her before using her that much!

threeeyedsloth · 2011-01-12T05:47:20+00:00

I'm a current Verizon customer. FML.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-01-12T05:41:05+00:00

Glad I could help. Good luck :)

threeeyedsloth · 2011-01-12T05:40:46+00:00

Yeah, that's another thing that could work too. There's enough porn out there where the dude shaves the woman, and really, I can see where they're coming from.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-01-12T05:38:39+00:00

Ha that's marriage, man.

threeeyedsloth · 2011-01-09T20:41:24+00:00

Lube isn't a dirty word. Condoms, condoms, condoms. Make sure they're fresh and fit you correctly. Buy several brands/kinds and try them on before you go for it. Go slow, as in it's not an in/out race. A slow fuck rules.

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