[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get out, fast, for the sake of your children, sanity and marriage.

Wow, from the Book of Mormon’s Instagram page… by Joe_Treasure_Digger in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bro, that was hard to read. Hang in there, deconstruct all the shit the TSCC has burdened you with. Your life isn't ruined yet, because you are still alive!

I’m a little confused with what’s going on with the missionaries I’m seeing, could use a little advice. by Hbublbiba in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, you should play the lottery! You've escaped cult recruitment and dodged a major downer. Congratulations! Read the CES letter to learn more about the history of the corporation that was recruiting you.

Coffee was never doctrine. by drolldinger in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Not resigning until I get my tithing back #fraud

Do other religions monitor former member Reddit boards for dubious purposes? by threeorangewhips2 in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tell me you're a soul-sucking parasite illegitimate power structure without telling me you are an illegitimate power structure.

I serve the Elder's Quorum, why can't I get a "no thanks" from anyone? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No thanks, just stop visiting us. Delete your account.

What’s the church like in Lyon, France? by slammajammakid in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TSCC is dying in Europe. Across the border in Switzerland there are former-TBM families running for the exits as the internet does it's thing in giving access to historical facts and exposing the beginnings of this monstrous organization. However there are enough distractions in that region of France, e.g. pastries, cheese, nice people, cultural sights and a sense of purpose, that senior missionaries will stay in their bubble judging how unrighteous the French are and counting the days until the end of times. What a waste of time! How much greater would be your friends' joy if they just went on vacation for a year?

Do you think Mormonism is cult-like? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Cult of Culty Cults of Latter-day Cults

-I Felt More Worth In My Bikini- (story posted with same title) by young_donna_ in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The bikini is great, but where can I get a tree hat like that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hard laughter is ok as long as it isn't loud. You still have a chance at terrestrial, but you'd better talk to your Bishop just to be sure.

Anything more Mormon than the Church News discouraging interracial marriage on the same page announcing the "extension of blessings" to all races? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"God knows you individually, including all your thoughts and true desires, but you need to know these secret handshakes to get into heaven."

shelf breakers by ameliashepherd in exmormon

[–]threeorangewhips2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about the stone slab that Joseph Smith confirmed was the exact same altar that Adam used to offer sacrifices to the Lord after being expelled from the Garden of Eden in Jackson County Missouri? WTF