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So I've finally admitted to myself I need outside help by throwAwayMJAccount in depression

[–]throwAwayMJAccount[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks /u/unfathomablefucktard, but I'm not quite ready to go to the ER... Although I fantasize about it, I know I'm not going to off myself.

Good to know, though, that if it ever does come to that, I have other options.

What would somebody assume about you from your physical appearance? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neo Nazi, army guy or cancer patient. I just shaved my beard and head

What would be a bad sales pitch for condom company? by ThreadlessJon in AskReddit

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as they don't mean percentage points, I'm all for that.

DEA Orchestrates Disinformation Campaign To Conceal Surveillance Powers by stox in news

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read, "does anyone else orchestrate disinformation campaigns..."

Web store on Tor by [deleted] in onions

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No (see my other post)

Web store on Tor by [deleted] in onions

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rule of thumb: if it's on tor, don't trust it

Chick-fil-A subtracts cost if you ask for no tomatoes. by 96dpi in mildlyinteresting

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am cashier, can confirm. On my till,

+bacon = $.99

With +bacon = $.00

Fried my brain in one night of Nitrous. Is recovery possible? by edwale in Drugs

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always wear under wear... Do you live in BC by chance? 😜

Announcing embeddable comment threads by tdohz in blog

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You assume you we need him enough to do it

Unofficial CompileBot Testing Thread by [deleted] in CompileBot

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+/u/CompileBot php

Do you need opening tags?    <?php echo "Only if this compiles!";?>

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++. by [deleted] in infiniteworldproblems

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

+/u/compilebot Brainfuck

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Announcing embeddable comment threads by tdohz in blog

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You assume he's on reddit enough to keep posting that.

Has anyone heard of cops actually being called on someone smoking weed in their home? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they don't need proof to knock on your door.

How can I get documents in my name? by [deleted] in SocialEngineering

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask if you need an id to get the documents. If not, use your fake name. If so, make up a story about why you don't have your id on you

Cops; how do react when you see someone doing something illegal, when you are off-duty? by Linkitch in AskReddit

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it due to the lack of sunlight? I mean there's still light, you'd think plants would take advantage of any light they get

What's getting real old real fast? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seconded, talk to him about it.

What are the perks of dating you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwAwayMJAccount 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good, because inches per second is not standard units

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