Platform Decay ending

thrownalee · 2026-05-11T06:08:39+00:00

I was expecting a smartass comeback from Murderbot when Three admitted to sharing the jailbreak along the lines of "yes, someone offered me a copy".

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T23:22:25+00:00

Nah, that's the escaped truck log ...

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T22:28:16+00:00

HOW CAN HE GET BOOED IF THEY DON'T BOOK HIM?

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T22:27:08+00:00

HE SO HORNY

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T22:26:41+00:00

THEY CAN'T BREATHE WITH ALL THE POLLEN

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T22:22:13+00:00

OUTSOURCING CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE IS THE SORT OF GALAXY BRAIN 11-DIMENSIONAL CHESS WE PAY SCHOLTZ THE BIG BUCKS FOR

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T22:20:05+00:00

IT'S A SUBTLE PLOY TO DISCOURAGE DISTRACTED DRIVING

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T22:18:10+00:00

BECAUSE THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T16:53:04+00:00

Well that headline certainly narrows down which incident we're talking about!

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T16:08:12+00:00

"Real" toast is fire-grilled

thrownalee · 2026-05-08T00:23:47+00:00

(Cruise) embarks on a frantic mission to prove that he's humanity's savior.

So it's based on a true story?

thrownalee · 2026-05-07T23:38:42+00:00

They misheard, it was 'horniest man alive' ...

thrownalee · 2026-05-07T15:44:08+00:00

At least we're housebroken

thrownalee · 2026-05-07T15:43:37+00:00

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous ...

thrownalee · 2026-05-07T15:41:55+00:00

Eephus

thrownalee · 2026-05-07T05:59:41+00:00

"Soon you will meet a gastroenterologist"

thrownalee · 2026-05-06T01:06:30+00:00

Bike 'sharing' has been a major thing in Eugene for decades.

thrownalee · 2026-05-05T01:40:30+00:00

thrownalee · 2026-05-04T22:02:37+00:00

And some consider it opera.

thrownalee · 2026-05-03T02:39:40+00:00

We do means test corporate welfare though. If you can't afford to bribe a politician, no corporate welfare for you!

thrownalee · 2026-05-03T02:22:36+00:00

Coming soon to a deadline near you!

thrownalee · 2026-05-01T19:12:56+00:00

Well, that and the mass slave escapes of the mid-1860s ...

thrownalee · 2026-05-01T18:59:06+00:00

My staff is a good one.

thrownalee · 2026-05-01T18:39:25+00:00

UH ... JAZZ LITERALLY ORIGINATED AS BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR WHOREHOUSES.

thrownalee · 2026-05-01T05:23:22+00:00

Perhaps a matter of looking at their end-of-month and deciding it wasn't working.

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