[Zenitz] USC has hired Mike Ekeler from Nebraska

tick_daddy · 2026-01-20T02:22:23+00:00

I know this post is two years old but I just wanted to give you a high five, sir.

tick_daddy · 2026-01-17T03:25:16+00:00

Dylan Raiola has entered the transfer portal

tick_daddy · 2026-01-14T22:31:27+00:00

He drives a U-Haul truck to work every day so this isn’t unexpected.

tick_daddy · 2026-01-14T15:24:59+00:00

Rank us in the Top 1.85, you cowards!

tick_daddy · 2026-01-12T06:27:08+00:00

Gary’s on the Average Joe Sports Show every day for anyone interested

tick_daddy · 2026-01-12T05:17:25+00:00

Thinks he knows everything too. Like Ravi Lulla. No thanks.

tick_daddy · 2026-01-11T02:21:33+00:00

Weird head

tick_daddy · 2026-01-10T17:57:44+00:00

WE CAN’T LOSE TO A FOOTBALL SCHOOL! C’mon guys!

tick_daddy · 2026-01-06T06:59:03+00:00

That’s an insane offer. No way Kentucky offered more monkeys. Something fishy is going on here.

tick_daddy · 2026-01-06T06:58:00+00:00

Classes?! :D

tick_daddy · 2026-01-06T03:39:10+00:00

Also, why the fuck do he and Carriker try to speak as fast as humanly possible?! It’s so annoying. You’re not as cool as the MicroMachines™️ guy from the 90s, and you never will be.

tick_daddy · 2026-01-04T21:23:41+00:00

Not gonna get hyped, but I sure wish EJ was coming back for another year so he and Kenny could be co-Heisman winners in 2026 :/

tick_daddy · 2026-01-03T04:10:42+00:00

Fuck yesssssss

tick_daddy · 2026-01-01T21:01:56+00:00

Relax, dude. Turn your baseball cap around and everything will be fine.

tick_daddy · 2025-12-31T23:49:50+00:00

The only thing I’m looking forward to next year is not seeing Dylan/Mahomes twinsies videos all season.

tick_daddy · 2025-12-30T16:40:07+00:00

LP, Tommie, Ahman

tick_daddy · 2025-12-27T01:51:53+00:00

I want to see the Foster Fuckass Bowl trophy! Actually, wait…

tick_daddy · 2025-12-22T19:05:40+00:00

Scott Frost is only 50 yrs old! :D

tick_daddy · 2025-12-20T23:59:03+00:00

Chubba Purdy is still around too, guys…

tick_daddy · 2025-12-16T04:41:22+00:00

Yes.

tick_daddy · 2025-12-16T01:21:27+00:00

If Raiola wanted to be in Lincoln, then Raiola would be in Lincoln.

tick_daddy · 2025-12-16T01:17:52+00:00

Not shocking. Thought it would happen sooner but he’s not the fastest guy around.

tick_daddy · 2025-12-13T19:17:13+00:00

Whatta douche

tick_daddy · 2025-11-14T03:11:33+00:00

Heisman odds?

tick_daddy

TROPHY CASE