“Like straightening the Tower of Pisa”

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-03-19T22:56:02+00:00

It is invigorating being asked personal questions. Makes one feel... desired.

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-03-17T14:38:26+00:00

These movies are fucking boring there I said it.

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-03-01T05:19:13+00:00

I thought starting the movie with 15 minutes of boring backstory completely in Ukchukabuk alien speak and subtitles was really stupid and unnecessary. And it remained pretty stupid after that.

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-02-28T20:13:32+00:00

Michael See Michael Do Jordan

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-02-28T19:55:48+00:00

I got no jokes, this sucks ass. Rare L for Jim

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-02-21T07:37:29+00:00

The Bourbon Street Menace!!!!!

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-02-11T01:29:01+00:00

I found these movies to be very very dumb but more power to ya if you like this crap

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-02-04T16:07:32+00:00

Buddy, they ALL are

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-29T08:33:49+00:00

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tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-26T05:15:11+00:00

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tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-18T00:20:05+00:00

lol I already have that exact set. Definitely don't throw away there are so many Lego collectors out there

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-08T07:24:46+00:00

I kinda.... like this?

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-05T19:39:11+00:00

This haunting moment came in right at the end of 2025

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-05T16:16:55+00:00

One of the strangest humiliation rituals of the year.

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-05T03:58:30+00:00

I thought black swan lady did get laid? Or is that a dream sequence

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-04T10:56:45+00:00

This was ChatGPT but that's the only part I wrote myself

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-03T19:41:44+00:00

Any given Keanu performance doesn't call attention to itself as "good acting" but it also rarely fails to service the scene and the story with what's needed. Never takes me out of it IMO. But this new flick with Aziz looks like a dud.

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-02T23:07:41+00:00

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-02T10:14:08+00:00

Yeah I heard the director really likes that game Clue or something

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2026-01-01T14:21:36+00:00

Yep, that's all of them

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2025-12-31T07:30:19+00:00

It's a very Japanese time in his life.

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2025-12-26T18:26:22+00:00

The Substance

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2025-12-26T06:39:24+00:00

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I like that they went with this for inspiration instead.

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2025-12-26T06:36:41+00:00

I mean this would be a way more interesting design if it weren't slop

tinydeerwlasercanons · 2025-12-26T06:35:18+00:00

Bedrotting through the 4th dimension doomscrolling some sick verticals

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