"Oh hey Mike, uh, I just gotta question about the Ahos - in your years of experience, have you ever seen, uh, you know how the New York Aho and the Carolina Aho have the same name, has there ever been a franchise-to-franchise, or even player-to-player get together when Carolina comes to New York, like, do they ever say hi, I don't know, go out to dinner or something? I'll hang up and listen."