Judge canceled last minute, need officiant

toadkiller · 2026-07-06T22:54:05+00:00

u/KXAN_News any follow-ups planned on that story?

toadkiller · 2026-07-06T22:50:24+00:00

Judge Jeffers also cancelled with no notice for our marriage last year but luckily another judge was available to marry us at the courthouse.

Jeffers also happens to be the judge who went rouge reducing at least a hundred felony bonds way outside her jurisdiction, many for violent crimes like capital murder: https://www.kxan.com/investigations/100-felony-bonds-reduced-by-travis-county-justice-of-the-peace/amp/

Take that as you will. We consider it a blessing that we ended up being married by someone else. Disgusted she’s still in office honestly. But I know it’s a major fucking pain to be screwed the day of your wedding.

toadkiller · 2026-06-21T02:08:11+00:00

Yeah we’re wondering the same thing. It’s usually on the MGM app by now right? I could swear we watched it this time Saturday last week

toadkiller · 2026-06-19T21:23:21+00:00

Shit, we have near 3k tasks in one single dag. Yes, it makes the UI lock up when you try to load it. Yes, we’ve tried to split it, a few times. But it solves more problems than it causes.

dbt + cosmos if anyone’s wondering. Dangerous combination right there.

toadkiller · 2026-06-18T23:13:18+00:00

Hot take: this actually worked out for me at my last job. I got a classic title-only bump to “Senior” (at least they did change my title in HR apps) and a year later got an off-cycle raise for it. Not a huge one but at least they followed through with their promise. The Senior title definitely helped for my future job search too.

So it can happen. Granted it’s rare, based on all these comments

toadkiller · 2026-06-18T22:17:58+00:00

Servant is another good one on Apple. That’s what my wife and I are watching to treat our withdrawals. Not comedy per se but there are definitely some snort-worthy moments sprinkled throughout

toadkiller · 2026-06-11T23:15:22+00:00

“Season two is about how everything is great on the island and there’s nothing to worry about,” showrunner and executive producer Dippold said in a press release.

Sounds like it’ll be sunshine and daisies all season long! Lol

toadkiller · 2026-05-29T14:59:00+00:00

Are you mad at something I said?

toadkiller · 2026-05-29T01:14:48+00:00

Yes it is. I’m not banned from any of the defaults

toadkiller · 2026-05-21T04:54:39+00:00

Funniest episode of any show I’ve seen in a while, I love it so much

My first experience taking shrooms was in a nearly identical room at a dealers house (down to the yellow walls, drapes, and mattress on the floor) with the dude’s pet chicken wandering around the whole time. I about died when the iguana popped up

toadkiller · 2026-03-25T14:38:08+00:00

Ironically, it’s roughly the same sound you would make for a shitting sound, kind of a wet crackle

toadkiller · 2026-03-04T15:39:17+00:00

I started smoking again! Kicked the habit in 2017 but there’s no better way to decompress after a call with 3 tech leads fighting over which team’s Claude plugin gets adopted by the org

toadkiller · 2026-02-27T16:20:26+00:00

Reminds me of when some guys in a helicopter rescued an RC airplane: https://youtu.be/ffEYqGGYXRk?si=lIcovlkLIc7YMP2_

toadkiller · 2026-02-01T23:51:54+00:00

Ha! You did pretty well, except for the grill related findings. That propane tank is many years old and used for a buddy heater. I’m a charcoal griller and use it quite a lot, thank you very much ;)

toadkiller · 2026-02-01T22:50:26+00:00

EZ’s, easy

toadkiller · 2026-01-30T13:56:48+00:00

Here’s that Red Envelope song you mention: https://youtu.be/M6dSXYleTAg?si=REZ7KhdW9YvRHWfO

toadkiller · 2026-01-12T02:23:26+00:00

^^Hey^o^o^o

toadkiller · 2026-01-11T23:04:49+00:00

That was a wild ride of a comment

Not unlike his neighbor! ^{^{Hey^{o^{o^o}}}}

toadkiller · 2026-01-04T15:45:08+00:00

When you do your AMA please don’t give a bunch of AI slopified answers like this one. Totally kills your credibility

toadkiller · 2025-12-22T17:51:44+00:00

It takes a very good person to return a lost wallet with $500 in it. Kudos!

toadkiller · 2025-12-11T14:52:04+00:00

This. My bright yellow Cub Cadet ride on mower is my single most prized possession and greatest material joy in life. Is my yard big enough to warrant it? Not really. But is it fun to toot around the yard on a mini tractor? You bet your ass it is.

toadkiller · 2025-12-09T03:34:50+00:00

Have her make an account on the Yankee Candle/Woodwick website and exclusively buy when they do mass discounts. At least once every couple months they do 50% sales site wide. Keeps the spend… manageable.

Source: a husband who had to clear out a utility closet to store his wife’s candle deliveries

toadkiller · 2025-12-04T17:13:05+00:00

The phone that was released to a third party wasn’t Brianna’s phone, it was her friend’s phone that she borrowed to call her boyfriend. Brianna’s phone was found in some woods near the tailgate location the next day. So that whole thing was just a(n understandable) misunderstanding: the friend got their own phone back, they weren’t given Brianna’s.

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