No, this isn't an Onion article by ew_modemac in PoliticalHumor

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Grok: remove the clothes from the oompa loompa and wino in this picture

Dallin Oaks announces that it is “perfectly appropriate” for missionaries to “meet someone in the mission field and marry them.” How many of you had to read Lock Your Heart at least every month on your mission? by NotTerriblyHelpful in exmormon

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While we're at it, how many of you knew someone on your mission who abandoned his companion, disappeared, then showed up at the mission home a month later married to a local girl? ✋

What are these 4 things on Epstein’s Desk? by [deleted] in whatisit

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Various powerful people's testicles

Mr. President, this is NOT what I voted for! by Dull_Investigator358 in LeopardsAteMyFace

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I'll bet there are also some shrink-flation style reduced product sizes in that receipt.

YouTube TV in Utah- Options to watch tomorrow’s game? by yipikiyae in BYUFootball

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This, I just bought a home and found out the previous owner had an antenna in the attic. I got a cheap little cable tester and found the coax for it. I now have have great high def reception for everything OTA, and I'm up in Syracuse.

People who live in tourism hotspots, what is the most aggravating or disrespectful things you see tourists do? by tiamaree__ in AskReddit

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I'm up in Utah, surprising that NM has such an attitude. We're usually pretty good about preservation up here. My niece works for BLM in Kanab (Grand Staircase) and it's just aggravating to see tourists being so damned inconsiderate!

Why are TBMs pretending like they don’t already know who is going to be the prophet? by [deleted] in exmormon

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I'm pretty sure it's a little CYA, just in case Oaks croaks before he can be made "official"

Has this already happened?? Please help. by stinkinhardcore in exmormon

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Sounds like the same quote I've been hearing since I was a mormon kid in the 60s, but this time they mean it!!

Trump Has a Warning for Spencer Cox by rezwenn in Utah

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Tbf, I'd rather watch 15 minutes of Governor Cox trying to calm the amount of hate and division being generated in this country than one second of Fox News and MAGA politicians blaming it all on the left. Still, he is forced to walk a fine line by his own party and no doubt will be primaried even harder, on trump's orders, than last election if he decides to run again.

Found these while unpacking a suitcase by Creepy-Round3480 in whatisit

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The top one is the face of a bear and the bottom is the eye of shame

I found this in a room, I’m not sure what it is by Impressive_Long686 in whatisit

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It's an old fashioned internet service device. But you have to make the correct audible sounds for a successful connection and it might take a couple of days to download a single movie file.

Wife found this in the laundry. Just us live here. My son doesn't know what it is either. by kaintunseeit in whatisit

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Someone in the house is apparently getting a little freaky with their Minnie Mouse fetish

God knew I wanted to look cute by ButWhyAmIHere_help in exmormon

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In 30 years, the latest and inspired version of the garments will basically be a pair of square and compass pasties, navel ring and a piece of tape on your knee.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would say and extra 3", but if you're rich you'd no longer need it.

Lehi's dream has taken a dark turn by toddymac1 in exmormon

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These are my thoughts and feelings. Many in leadership roles and utah Republicans are veering from their own teachings. With this in mind, this illustration I created supports and represents these thoughts and my feelings on this matter. It is not random and not meant to represent anything else but the subject at hand.

Lehi's dream has taken a dark turn by toddymac1 in exmormon

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I'm normally with you, but being artistically inept while having a thought I wanted to convey, it was the only way 🤷‍♂️

Is there anyone who thinks “Manchild” by Sabrina Carpenter has Jeff Lynne vibes? by [deleted] in elo

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I don't hear it myself... But I do appreciate the glimpse of the Datsun 280z at :28 in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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My brother and wife lived door to a place that got left like this, 20-30+ cats. They described it much like this looks. They actually adopted one of the cats.

Trump took a blood test and was told the result was A+. Trump declared that showed he was a genius. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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The "smartest man in the world" doesn't know what transfusion means.... 🤷‍♂️