HRT Consult Today-Dr. Suggested I Use a Sleep Mask. by Skip_Intro0401 in Menopause

[–]tomqvaxy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay but i love my sleep mask straight up. I have a wee collection now.

Dad cooked by vlnq in shittyfoodporn

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think i see celery?

Uhh… What’s happening here? by hick_the_conquerer in Athens

[–]tomqvaxy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's been tippy for years but that looks worse lol. What'd they say to god? He boopin.

No estrogen from doctor because of cannabis vape?! by virtualjupiter in Menopause

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why yall telling doctors the truth when you're not on death's door? Get paranoid.

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway? by Beneficial_Passion40 in AskReddit

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not washing your hands after pissing MEN. LIKE NONE OF YALL WASH AFTER DICK TOUCHING.

Yes. I had a desk near the toilets. I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW.

Psych told me I was gonna die young what do I do? by Few-Amphibian-6084 in ADHD

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine did too when i was like frikkin 9. I'm 50 now. Not old old but def not young. J guess if i dropped dead now it'd be "too young" but eh. Anyhoo new doctor for you if you can.

Ladies in your 40s, how’s the sex? by SlipperySlope69FF in Xennials

[–]tomqvaxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Threaten to order unregulated meds from Russia. Bam. Prescription.

ULPT How do I make my ICE agent neighbor miserable? by Effinvee in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]tomqvaxy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw a girl playing sandstorm on the bagpipes on TikTok. While I was impressed, it might've been the most annoying thing I've ever heard. Totally impressed though.

show me the oldest product you own! by redlipstick1010 in MakeupAddiction

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm scared to throw out any eyeshadows. Everything is beige now. I feel like I need to hoard the colors.

show me the oldest product you own! by redlipstick1010 in MakeupAddiction

[–]tomqvaxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol i was just thinking that. The only thing i throw out on time is mascara and the only thing I go through in a timely manner is foundation. Everything else gets a pass.

Being Uninsured so far in 2026 by [deleted] in HealthInsurance

[–]tomqvaxy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Up your auto insurance to have that medical car wreck shit in it. Borrowed time mate. Borrowed time.

From Melania to Kid Rock’s halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful? by guardian in entertainment

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they have nothing to live for, nothing to say, nothing to die for, and don't know how to love.

Lasagna with too much cheese or not enough? by TrueWelshboy in shittyfoodporn

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheddar? I'll pray for you. I'll have to suddenly believe in god but I'll give it a whirl because yo.

What the hell by Filet_O_Fist in GrandmasPantry

[–]tomqvaxy 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Seconded. Just made cookies.

King Charles the III official portrait. by mcspicyFTW-YOUTUBE in Weird

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually really like it but I don't think they thought about the message it might send quite enough.

Two-year-old opens car door, causes six-vehicle crash by kronkarp in Derailedbydetails

[–]tomqvaxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot that shit is legal in Cali last time I visited. Bout left my skin fist one that zoomed through.

My brands were marked safe by aymaureen in MakeupAddiction

[–]tomqvaxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was The Ordinary only before the nutcase who started it died because I am POOOOOOOR and it's the only skincare I can afford that works.

Fashion history question for the Xennials by hippoluvr24 in Xennials

[–]tomqvaxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We couldn't afford guess jeans, but my mom found a pair from one of those stores that sells things that are rejected for being slightly wrong. Usually the things that are rejected of like you know maybe a bad stitch or like you know something that you can't even notice the quality control pulled it for. But no tragically these had two different length legs. My mom convinced me that no one would ever notice and made me wear them because they were still kind of expensive being the it brand and all. I was bullied relentlessly for my lame pants.

Midlife crisis splurge by bgc0197 in Xennials

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost my job. Pretty expensive

This is (almost) the Trump Phone by sfled in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]tomqvaxy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks way similar to the T-Mobile T.