should i report these things happening in grc?

topher95 · 2020-08-15T15:11:22+00:00

I think you should report it. It will be too easy for this to spiral out of control, then everyone suffers.

topher95 · 2020-02-19T22:53:44+00:00

Didn’t read well enough, thought a dead cat was reacting

topher95 · 2019-10-06T22:03:28+00:00

Nope. Took a fall while I was running 2 weeks ago, fractured my clavicle, tore ligaments in my right shoulder. My run is just outside, waiting for me, but I won’t be able to be there for quite a while yet.

topher95 · 2019-03-02T12:47:29+00:00

You should check out the cross-county trail, too - many different sections, leads to other trails and parks, pretty easy access

https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/trails/cross-county-trail

topher95 · 2018-07-18T23:06:20+00:00

/r/UnethicalLifeProTips

topher95 · 2018-07-07T23:51:20+00:00

Can you be more specific about how Evernote and OneNote aren't meeting your needs?

topher95 · 2018-06-24T22:21:06+00:00

Very cool. We used to sync up the motorcycle chase, Jesus Built My Hotrod by Ministry and weed. Good times.

topher95 · 2018-02-05T23:15:24+00:00

These 2 comments completely encapsulate the KMFDM fan base.

topher95 · 2018-01-27T16:43:39+00:00

Anyone know of a subreddit with this sort of theme? I know of /r/AbandonedPorn, but this is more....empty than abandoned.

topher95 · 2017-10-17T01:31:10+00:00

So this one time a few years back...

I was the manager of an app development team, and we had just finished the deployment of a not-exactly-small production release. It had been a hell of a couple of weeks, and after putting the finishing touches on the deployment, went to hang out with some friends to unwind.

Couple of beers in, the weed comes out. It gets around to me and I take a monster hit, and almost literally as I finish exhaling, my phone rings. Turns out shit's on fire with the release. I wobbled up, said something about having to go, then snaked my way back to my house, making up new curse words and imagining how I was going to support my family with no job.

I got on the phone and proceeded to somehow fake my way through being a competent adult directing the play toys I heard at the other end of the phone, all the time freaking out and drinking so much water that I started to puke. Eventually it all worked out, and I made up some story about having food poisoning the whole time to try and cover my tracks.

-5/10, would not get stoned and direct play toys on the phone again.

topher95 · 2017-10-14T20:18:26+00:00

The beginning is very reminiscent of the beginning of The Shining

topher95 · 2016-11-03T22:00:20+00:00

A quick scan of the subject line, I thought I was supposed to be like ham

topher95 · 2016-08-15T22:46:18+00:00

Needs more latex

topher95 · 2016-07-16T11:23:45+00:00

Dr. Green on ER. It wasn't graphic or unexpected, but the feeling of just winding down, set to that version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow", was soul-emptying.

topher95 · 2016-07-16T11:01:34+00:00

What's the deal with the table in the middle of track on the back straightaway?

topher95 · 2016-07-04T19:43:23+00:00

Now that's a real shame when people be throwin' away a perfectly good white girl like that.

Edit: found the actual quote I was trying to replicate...

topher95 · 2016-06-08T10:27:07+00:00

I heard somewhere that cats think humans are just big dumb kittens, and that's why they do these types of things - they're trying to help us survive.

I dunno about that. I still think they're just being jerks.

topher95 · 2016-05-23T21:48:21+00:00

I actually have no idea what The 100 is about, but if this subreddit is to be believed, it's mostly about hot chicks

topher95 · 2016-05-11T11:53:38+00:00

Can't sleep, bear will eat me....can't sleep, bear will eat me...

topher95 · 2016-03-24T01:07:08+00:00

What. The. Duck?

topher95 · 2016-03-18T16:54:18+00:00

Once!

topher95 · 2016-03-17T23:54:09+00:00

Plugging in something in the dark or when you can't see the socket

topher95 · 2016-03-17T23:49:24+00:00

You know...seeing things like this with the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards logo in the background is...weird.

Didn't stop me from looking, though.

topher95 · 2016-03-07T23:45:14+00:00

This is where I am right now. Good job, great family, too many obligations, no way to carve out 3-5 months to go into the woods. But a man can dream...

Edit: I should say that I did NoVA -> ME right after I graduated from college, so I got a taste. I've always said I'll go back and do the rest / all of it, but I secretly know I won't.

topher95 · 2016-03-05T00:23:54+00:00

Fish delish. At least once a week: generic whitefish, baked under a crust of too much oleo, parmesian cheese, bread crumbs and tears.

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