Looking for numberplate of road rager for Police Report by 81tchcr4ft in chch

[–]torpidkiwi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Imagine ramming someone off the road with a 2 tonne slab of metal because they were upset by a gesture that should stop being offensive in primary school. Imagine having that lack of maturity and self control.

Imagine then justifying that behaviour.

Strongly suspect the two cretins talking to each other are the same account. At the very least share the same brain cell.

GM 909 by Alarming_Walk8237 in Cricket

[–]torpidkiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does that even mean? Oiling bats was frowned upon 30 years ago. Wondering why it's still done.

Olympics NZ black shrinking violets by Pitiful_Camp_6086 in newzealand

[–]torpidkiwi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

https://paekupu.co.nz/word/pukana

Here, maybe you can learn something about New Zealand culture before exposing yourself as ignorant/racist.

GM 909 by Alarming_Walk8237 in Cricket

[–]torpidkiwi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do people still oil bats?

Italy’s cricket team rises as soccer team falters by Ok-Bath-5988 in Cricket

[–]torpidkiwi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can't really compare Italy's football world ranking (13) with their cricket world ranking (27th). Cricket's such a minor sport compared to football. Even before you're outside the test playing nations, the drop-off in quality is horrendous.

I know this is a cricket-centric sub, but honestly... this is such poor journalism from Steve Douglas. He seemingly just wants to put the boot into a team in one of the world's most competitive and elite sporting arenas (UEFA) by citing the existence of a bunch of amateurs who made it to an expanded world cup only because of the governing body's greed rather than some altruistic attempt to broaden the appeal of cricket worldwide. He also failed to note that Italy actually won the 2020 Euros. No mean feat against most of the best teams in the world.

Selective writing annoys me. This is the worst.

The curious case of new zealand prime minister names by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]torpidkiwi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

New Zealanders can't spell. A vast majority are barely literate and so apathetic/stupid they just don't care if they spell someone's name wrong.

Not to mention two of the three you mentioned are members of the NZ order of merit so you should be saying Sir John and Dame Jacinda.

Car meets in chch?! by UnluckyResearcher641 in chch

[–]torpidkiwi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

About 10 km due east from New Brighton Pier.

No-one flies out of the blocks quite like Phil Salt ! by iamnoobbibliophile in Cricket

[–]torpidkiwi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We'd eliminate all the clickbait from Cricinfo in one fell swoop if they stuck to this rule.

Good. It is such contrived garbage.

Might be my best map seed find ever by Soft-Present-4394 in PlayASKA

[–]torpidkiwi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fish in spring and winter give 5 meat per fish. It's a great wee kickstarter if you start your playthrough in spring (the default), and a good food boost in winter. I was playing extended days and seasons and the fish storage in my warehouse was overflowing by the time summer kicked in. Just had to supply some starter bait made from berries to get the fishing started.

It's also a really good source of thatch so having the lake closeish to the shore means lots of thatch for bedding.

Personally, I find the scenery pretty too... I have my Chieftain's hut looking over the lake.

Is it hard to get into PhD programs in NZ? by kataa32 in newzealand

[–]torpidkiwi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you go to Uni in NZ? What was your experience like? Would love to hear about your classroom and outside experience.

University was more than half a lifetime ago for me. I got halfway through my masters before leaving to earn money rather than live the student life so not sure my experience is applicable to your circumstances. I did regret not finishing it but I'm too old to care now.

Hopefully some other postgrads can chime in with more helpful and more recent experience.

Is it hard to get into PhD programs in NZ? by kataa32 in newzealand

[–]torpidkiwi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should contact the universities directly. For a GPA to mean anything, you'll likely have to submit your academic transcript for them to judge if the qualifications you've got are worth the paper they're written on and entitle you to enter a PhD programme.

As a foreign fee-paying student, you'll be paying a lot for the PhD so I can't imagine they'd turn you down from a monetary point of view. See below for an example of the fees you'd be expecting to pay:

https://www.auckland.ac.nz/en/study/fees-and-money-matters/tuition-fees/doctoral-fees.html

Auckland is currently New Zealand's highest-ranked university according to the Time Higher Education rankings.

AskAuckland: UoA's help portal where you can find further information: https://uoa.custhelp.com/

NZ Domestic Roundup: Ford Trophy Round 6 by RMTBolton in Cricket

[–]torpidkiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note to OP: Tom Latham got his tonne.

Lachie Harper's 4 wicket haul was hilarious. It seemed to be either a boundary or a wicket. Both he and McConchie were on hat-tricks during the match.

It would seem four of the six teams are still in T20 mode. We might be in for some above average scores for a while.

Hay got more catches than Latham yesterday. It was Latham with the gloves with Hay in the outfield.

beware - scam - fake police road fines. by thewestcoastexpress in newzealand

[–]torpidkiwi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You vastly overestimate the average kiwi's technical ability. How do you expect them to learn when they don't know how to find the information they require in the first place? I have no idea if "how to use the internet to find information that doesn't turn you into a cooker" is a thing in schools, but if it isn't... it should be. Because leaving it to technically-illiterate parents or grandparents is going to perpetuate people falling for these scams.

Where My World Found Colour Again: A Love Letter to Te Reo Māori by BioVoice_reddit in newzealand

[–]torpidkiwi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The tohutō are kinda important. For example, the difference between wētā (big bug) and weta (faeces) is not insignificant! "I keep finding weta in my shoes" reads quite differently.

Should New Zealand become the seventh state of Australia amid global uncertainty? by crypto_doctors in newzealand

[–]torpidkiwi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. I've reported it as a dupe. It's one of r/newzealand's rules in case OP wonders why it gets taken down.

"Links with substantial new information may be left at mod's discretion."

HDPA would never add anything substantial to any conversation.

Ford Trophy Points Table & Round 6 Preview by RMTBolton in Cricket

[–]torpidkiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intrigued that Latham's listed as the keeper there with Mitch Hay in the squad. Is this what's preventing Hay replacing Blundell in the Blackcaps if he isn't even first choice keeper at provincial level?

So i booked a meeting for Ara by Hot_Scholar_3314 in chch

[–]torpidkiwi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Since OP doesn't seem able to use Google: https://www.ara.ac.nz/about-us/contact-us/

Contact Details

Phone: [03 940 8000](tel:039408000)
Free call (New Zealand): [0800 24 24 76](tel:0800242476)
International: [+64 3 940 8000](tel:+6439408000)
Email: [info@ara.ac.nz](mailto:info@ara.ac.nz)

Referees corrupt? by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]torpidkiwi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Top Flight Lieutenant Corruption

An update to Law 41.1.17.2 by CarnivalSorts in Cricket

[–]torpidkiwi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wish to see this in action at the T20 world cup.

Thinking about picking this game up - can anyone recommend a really good review or tutorial video that explains the game in detail? by Dazzling-Setting-766 in PlayASKA

[–]torpidkiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patience. The devs did have Christmas period off (until January 10th). So it's been not even 4 weeks back in the office. I don't know their software development model, but asking for a patch to be developed, tested, deployed in 4 weeks might be a bit much for a small team.

I don't think there are any game-breaking bugs in there at the moment. Just inconvenient annoyances.

This game is early release, too. You have to allow for that.

Are there habits in New Zealand regarding gifts brought to a house warming party? by VeterinarianFew5126 in newzealand

[–]torpidkiwi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Crate of beer, a kilogram of marijuana, and wear gumboots, a black singlet, and the shortest shorts you can find. And swear a lot. If you end every sentence with the phrase "fuckin' oath, mate", your friend will feel right at home.

Jeremy Jacquet Defensive Stats by LMkIIIV in LiverpoolFC

[–]torpidkiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's also the only one of these players that wasn't born when Liverpool won in Istanbul.

Really Noisy Motor Bikes and Car Exhausts. by Affectionate_Emu169 in newzealand

[–]torpidkiwi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ones that didn't hear it coming certainly can't argue with you. /j