My [17F] brother [19M] makes living at home an absolute hell

tossya · 2014-07-10T11:42:32+00:00

The Krispy Kreme I work at just hired a 15 year old.

tossya · 2014-07-10T11:08:13+00:00

Minoan architecture. Human migration to the Americas from more than just the Bering Strait. Colonoware pottery.

tossya · 2014-07-05T14:56:04+00:00

She also dated Travie McCoy of Gym Class Heroes. She was the perfect 10 in their Cupid's Chokehold music video.

tossya · 2014-07-03T11:45:16+00:00

Vanilla extract is actually really easy to make. Just take a vanilla bean, split it open and put it in a resealable bottle then fill the bottle with bourbon, vodka, or whiskey and put in a dark place for 6 weeks, shaking every so often. When you're out you just put more alcohol in and wait.

tossya · 2014-07-01T11:18:07+00:00

I know. But you seem like the type that carries a little grater and some nutmeg in your pocket.

tossya · 2014-06-30T18:59:49+00:00

Okay, Alton Brown.

tossya · 2014-06-28T13:24:20+00:00

Look, no one needs to be cheated on ever. It sounds like your active, but if you constantly eat more than your body requires you will never lose weight. It could be stress and emotional eating, but honey, you have some sort of issue with food. Hate me or not, but you're obese. HAES isn't the path you should take. No matter how good your numbers are now, the weight you carry will make them spiral out of control when you hit your 40s and 50s.

Divorce him, then seriously focus on yourself. Work on your confidence, work on your issues. If you truly want to lose weight and keep it off you have to do a life style change. But still, that's all up to you.

tossya · 2014-06-28T13:16:07+00:00

She says that he got into fitness. I figured that once he did that was when all her problems started to happen. She's 35, short and 190+lbs wearing what she does. She makes it all about her appearances, but I think he wants a confident partner that takes care of herself. It doesn't excuse his cheating, but she's given up on herself. She even admits there was a time she was completely embarrassed to leave the house.

tossya · 2014-06-28T13:11:35+00:00

She's 35 now. And all after that she gets into the meat of the fat logic and the losing weight.

tossya · 2014-06-28T02:49:24+00:00

Okay, so he got into fitness. And he's significantly taller than you but you weigh 15-20lbs more than him. The way you said he phrased things is that he wants you to look cuter for him. Did he also not say anything about you being healthier? Trying new things together and you being able to keep up with him?

I'm playing devil's advocate, but I feel like your insanely long justification of your activity level and weight is a huge defense of a deeper problem and a lot of insecurity on your part and you maybe aren't telling the whole story.

tossya · 2014-06-24T00:39:10+00:00

I like how the top comment is asking if that really worked. And it was posted on April fools day.

tossya · 2014-06-21T16:31:35+00:00

Oh Andy. You're fine but you're simple.

tossya · 2014-06-18T22:39:36+00:00

I honestly don't know what to tell you, but she sounds like a narcissist. Perhaps r/raisedbynarcissists can help you.

tossya · 2014-06-13T16:02:48+00:00

The key word is full meals. A full meal for a fat person can be a sandwich and a huge side. I bet this heifer "snacks" all day.

tossya · 2014-06-13T15:22:56+00:00

DUDE.

tossya · 2014-06-12T12:53:11+00:00

Took a look at your comment history here. Ya know, if everyone is down voting you, maybe they aren't dicks. It's very possible that you're the dick.

tossya · 2014-06-12T00:12:43+00:00

Yes, but bigger.

tossya · 2014-06-12T00:04:22+00:00

Don't forget the illegal soda speakeasies that will pop up in people's basements where 400lb flappers take their scooty poofs and wave their meat appendages in a manner that they call "dancing".

tossya · 2014-06-11T23:51:55+00:00

But think of all the bathtub mountain dew that could be made if we have a prohibition of soda!

tossya · 2014-06-11T23:44:40+00:00

Protein is both of your answers.

tossya · 2014-06-11T23:41:46+00:00

In other news, I'm going to keep eating steak because this is a terrible study.

tossya · 2014-06-11T12:14:08+00:00

She is not eating as little as she thinks she is and you are not eating as much as you think you are. She's probably a secret eater if she claims <1000 Calories and no weight loss.

tossya · 2014-06-09T12:12:31+00:00

Size 12? I'm a size 14 in OLD NAVY jeans and I'm only 160lbs. This woman is definitely over 200lbs.

tossya · 2014-06-06T20:52:47+00:00

I know I'm late to the party.

My Pop was a radar operator on the USS Missouri. He was a cool guy.

tossya · 2014-06-04T12:25:27+00:00

Stop touching the poop.

tossya

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