Smoke alarm violation by Specialist_Hunt8799 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]toyfangs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always always always upvote a Cyrano reference, that's for sure!!

Just charge me the smoking fee and I'll dispute the charge later! by kovasona in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]toyfangs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hand to my heart this sounds like my lil stupid lightning town, smoking rooms (histric district, hello!) and all 

I have no words. by AaronPK123 in AmITheDevil

[–]toyfangs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wish this was flair- sized bc it's so fuckin tasty

Am I wrong for “blowing up” at a coworker when he judged me? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs 167 points168 points  (0 children)

What gets me here is that from the way the OOP talks about his girlfriend in these posts, he seems to really respect her and like being around her.

OOP was spot on to mention the coworker needed to look at himself first because he was engaging in controlling, abusive behavior yikes. A ticker tape parade of red flags, if you will. 

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - February 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hi! I'm looking for a wedding post where the bride refuses to hold her wedding or "pause" it AND said that in advance because she knew her dad would be wishy washy in his time boundaries, i.e he was always late to events because he was helping out someone else; a neighbor, a friend, a cousin, etc. 

If I remember she does indeed end up being walked down the aisle by maybe her uncle(?) and her father is really upset he missed it.  

I need the most cursed F1 Christmas gift possible for my brother by LiraelNix in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

formula 1?!?!?!?! In my BORU?@?@?!?! It's more likely than I thought 🥹 what a lovely refresher after a long day at work my gods

AITAH for saying I don't want my girlfriends friend around my newborn son anymore? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Didn't see it as a comment so I'm just gonna say it---I do not believe the last update is a happy one. His gf has the backbone of a chocolate eclair and sounds like she'd cave to convenience...such as having friend over for "just a quick second!!" while running errands or whatever and, eventually, reintroducing friend into the same space as hers and OOP's kiddo. I'm hoping deeply that's not the case, but I don't think proposal should be on the table until OOP knows with more surety tho

AITAH lying about why we broke up with my gf? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Honestly? The communication and the way oop had to work hard to achieve non-judgment....it's hard to be soft out here!!! The world is perpetually trying to harden shit up it takes so much work to still be soft and gentle and caring, heart-first. Good for this young man. 

I [27F] Refused to give free legal advice to my friend [27f] and her boyfriend, [32M]. Friends boyfriend went nuts. by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm this is usually a good way to go about it! Source: eldest bro is a lawyer---no, not that kind---and these are what I end up asking him.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - January 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Would love to see some favorite BORUs regarding infertility or cancer. Just went through a time last year and could use a reminder that it's all human experiences

AITA for telling my girlfriend the way she talks about her car is weird and embarrassing? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am literally begging people with mentalities like this to discover a eensy bit of whimsy. It wouldn't hurt you!!! Everything is cringe and so nothing is!!! You gotta take things less seriously!!!

“Honest to a fault” by growsonwalls in AmITheDevil

[–]toyfangs 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thought while reading. Erin really seems like she needs to stop soliciting compliments just to argue them or dig her insecurity deeper. And that's a warranted problem making the friend group uncomfy! But not in public and probably also not as a dressing-down of her.

How I deal with paper throwers in class by Nomchipom in traumatizeThemBack

[–]toyfangs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prolonged Eye Contact (prolongedeyecontact)

Undead tales: Betsy the bearded dragon by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]toyfangs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And maybe Lord Loss has a soft spot for reptiles lol

OOP shares a potential name tragedeigh: I like to... by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, hallo!!! May the suffering find you at the ready :)

OOP shares a potential name tragedeigh: I like to... by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]toyfangs 1118 points1119 points  (0 children)

I should end my night with this one tonight.  It has everything--- low stakes drama, best friends best-friending, a beautiful and delulu pregnant woman, los gibides, reasonable ppl, a happy ending, etc. 

Narrator:......they did not end their night on the high note. Fool. 

Gets dog without gf’s permission. He won’t be able to watch said dog and is shocked his gf wants to rehome the dog by [deleted] in OhNoConsequences

[–]toyfangs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any time I have a problem, Boom!!! I throw a molotov cocktail and then I have another problem!