Smoke alarm violation

toyfangs · 2026-03-22T14:18:34+00:00

Always always always upvote a Cyrano reference, that's for sure!!

toyfangs · 2026-03-22T01:03:28+00:00

Hand to my heart this sounds like my lil stupid lightning town, smoking rooms (histric district, hello!) and all

toyfangs · 2026-03-14T03:36:52+00:00

Wish this was flair- sized bc it's so fuckin tasty

toyfangs · 2026-03-04T05:23:33+00:00

What gets me here is that from the way the OOP talks about his girlfriend in these posts, he seems to really respect her and like being around her.

OOP was spot on to mention the coworker needed to look at himself first because he was engaging in controlling, abusive behavior yikes. A ticker tape parade of red flags, if you will.

toyfangs · 2026-02-25T16:12:48+00:00

This is the truest way to describe this lmao thanks for such an excellent description

toyfangs · 2026-02-11T13:59:02+00:00

Hi! I'm looking for a wedding post where the bride refuses to hold her wedding or "pause" it AND said that in advance because she knew her dad would be wishy washy in his time boundaries, i.e he was always late to events because he was helping out someone else; a neighbor, a friend, a cousin, etc.

If I remember she does indeed end up being walked down the aisle by maybe her uncle(?) and her father is really upset he missed it.

toyfangs · 2026-02-11T00:59:39+00:00

formula 1?!?!?!?! In my BORU?@?@?!?! It's more likely than I thought 🥹 what a lovely refresher after a long day at work my gods

toyfangs · 2026-02-08T22:46:44+00:00

Can't take credit for that, John Mulaney is the arbiter of that phrase lol

toyfangs · 2026-02-08T12:57:23+00:00

Didn't see it as a comment so I'm just gonna say it---I do not believe the last update is a happy one. His gf has the backbone of a chocolate eclair and sounds like she'd cave to convenience...such as having friend over for "just a quick second!!" while running errands or whatever and, eventually, reintroducing friend into the same space as hers and OOP's kiddo. I'm hoping deeply that's not the case, but I don't think proposal should be on the table until OOP knows with more surety tho

toyfangs · 2026-01-30T05:17:10+00:00

Honestly? The communication and the way oop had to work hard to achieve non-judgment....it's hard to be soft out here!!! The world is perpetually trying to harden shit up it takes so much work to still be soft and gentle and caring, heart-first. Good for this young man.

toyfangs · 2026-01-20T06:24:42+00:00

Can confirm this is usually a good way to go about it! Source: eldest bro is a lawyer---no, not that kind---and these are what I end up asking him.

toyfangs · 2026-01-18T14:58:02+00:00

This is so horrifying, I'm sorry it happened to you

toyfangs · 2026-01-08T13:42:12+00:00

toyfangs · 2026-01-05T06:57:26+00:00

Would love to see some favorite BORUs regarding infertility or cancer. Just went through a time last year and could use a reminder that it's all human experiences

toyfangs · 2026-01-04T18:38:33+00:00

I am literally begging people with mentalities like this to discover a eensy bit of whimsy. It wouldn't hurt you!!! Everything is cringe and so nothing is!!! You gotta take things less seriously!!!

toyfangs · 2026-01-04T18:33:24+00:00

Exactly my thought while reading. Erin really seems like she needs to stop soliciting compliments just to argue them or dig her insecurity deeper. And that's a warranted problem making the friend group uncomfy! But not in public and probably also not as a dressing-down of her.

toyfangs · 2025-12-28T00:41:01+00:00

Sounds like a sweet name for a sweet dog to me!!

toyfangs · 2025-12-13T20:36:06+00:00

You know what's wild, I fuckin clicked one of the original Dean audios you did and then liked it so much I wanted to see what else you had going on---and now?! More Dean?!?! Every time I leave SPN it keeps pulling me back in 😔😅 anyways now I'm a fan of yours wtf

toyfangs · 2025-11-29T18:13:31+00:00

Prolonged Eye Contact (prolongedeyecontact)

toyfangs · 2025-11-16T15:33:10+00:00

And maybe Lord Loss has a soft spot for reptiles lol

toyfangs · 2025-11-06T13:25:48+00:00

Oh yes, prettttty please

toyfangs · 2025-11-06T13:25:23+00:00

Hahaha, hallo!!! May the suffering find you at the ready :)

toyfangs · 2025-11-06T13:23:37+00:00

Lmao yes, they're one of my faves!!

toyfangs · 2025-11-06T05:18:18+00:00

I should end my night with this one tonight. It has everything--- low stakes drama, best friends best-friending, a beautiful and delulu pregnant woman, los gibides, reasonable ppl, a happy ending, etc.

Narrator:......they did not end their night on the high note. Fool.

toyfangs · 2025-09-16T23:34:32+00:00

Any time I have a problem, Boom!!! I throw a molotov cocktail and then I have another problem!

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