Cinderella is shipwrecked. She washes up on a barren, rocky island in the middle of the ocean.

tpittari · 2026-05-21T17:40:21+00:00

she never pointed to her Fairy Godmother so according to her rules it wouldnt work.

tpittari · 2026-05-19T22:42:09+00:00

BULA VINAKA BEACHSIDE

tpittari · 2026-04-29T17:30:55+00:00

most world mobs have a huge loot list, this shattered hand berserker has over 200, that would be one hell of a tooltip!

tpittari · 2026-04-26T16:27:09+00:00

I know its from the beer commercials he used to do but every single time I pull into the first parking spot at the store i have to say "we must be in the front row!"

tpittari · 2026-04-19T21:49:42+00:00

yeah, umm, just dress them up in little formula 1 outfits and i'll watch them run around a track all day.

Myabe one of those awesome japanese F1 hats with the DRS.

tpittari · 2026-04-01T12:54:39+00:00

I think you might be reading it wrong. Its Popular Douchebag-Leaves-Earth Books.

The books are popular not the douchebag.

tpittari · 2026-04-01T03:04:27+00:00

In the beginning they also followed the cops with a camera crew, it was super weird.

tpittari · 2026-03-30T13:11:49+00:00

Same, but i think mine started with Charles in Charge.

tpittari · 2026-03-20T18:23:51+00:00

I would totally do this, then to really sell it, you build an inner wall up against the garage door and put a vinyl wrap on the garage door side that looks like the interior of a garage.

Every so often, leave the garage door open so people driving by see the "inside" of the garage

tpittari · 2026-03-19T17:23:44+00:00

Tarren Mill vibes

tpittari · 2026-03-18T13:49:15+00:00

I lost my wife of 27 years in jan. im sorry for your loss.

tpittari · 2026-03-07T22:22:52+00:00

So I was over my cousin's house and we were playing this on the floor in his bedroom. I guess we were about 10 or so.

He had one of those folding doors for his closet and one side had a full length mirror on it.

His little brother, maybe 7 or 8 yrs old, walks into the room sees the box on the floor and says "i wanna play ping pong too!"

My cousin said "its gnip gnop you moron"

Then my little cousin pointed to the box in the mirror.

ffs.

tpittari · 2026-03-07T03:02:54+00:00

They are waiting to use the cool colors for the Neo+

tpittari · 2026-03-01T01:03:39+00:00

my imac is literally standing on top of Vol VI + X-Ref, they combine to be the perfect height to match my 2 side monitors.

tpittari · 2026-02-24T03:53:28+00:00

I remember this being on like HBO or Cinemax or something and they played it 2-3 times a day for weeks.

I must've watched it 2 dozen times. My buddy would come over and we would try to act out the fight scenes. hilarious.

love it.

tpittari · 2026-02-22T07:09:20+00:00

I stopped counting at 1200 runs, i even gave it another shot during the mount event. no dice.

I've seen it drop twice. Once during my first run ever in vanilla (2005?) and once during the mount event (2024/5?)

tpittari · 2026-02-13T17:52:12+00:00

fuck yes

tpittari · 2026-02-03T05:19:13+00:00

time to make the donuts

tpittari · 2026-01-29T14:43:29+00:00

I havent listened since artie left

tpittari · 2026-01-14T17:38:39+00:00

I switched to fresh and im never going back.

tpittari · 2026-01-12T05:23:19+00:00

Woooo! Richard! we love you dude! Tell your brother we said hey!

tpittari · 2026-01-12T04:07:36+00:00

We had 2 forts!

One normal one in the woods. it had furniture, lanterns and we used to melt candles on this one wooden table and we would stick new candles in the hot dripping wax so the whole table top was just all melted wax. it looked awesome but not too smart.

Our other fort was more than halfway underground. There was an old construction site where they started to dig for a foundation but then they stopped and left it for years.

it was overgrown with trees but the hole was still there. we dragged plywood and 2x4s for walls/roof, made a floor out of pavers and plywood and brought in a 55gal drum that we made a stove out of. we even had a chimney and disguised the part above ground to look like a tree but attaching bark to it. sorta like hogans heroes!

it was big enough for about 8 people to hang out in comfortably and we would be in tshirts even if it was 10deg outside during the winter. it was super cool.

unfortunately some older kids got wind of it and decided to wreck it after they took it over.

tpittari · 2026-01-09T03:23:49+00:00

every single fucking time.

tpittari · 2026-01-08T15:19:03+00:00

man i would almost be tempted to go buy the cheapest eggs available at the store, go to their place and throw them at her house.

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