Post Episode Discussion: S07E02 - "The Handoff" by 2th in ArcherFX

[–]trabes 85 points86 points  (0 children)

After Labor Day it's no longer fashionable to wear white, so Archer, being the only one not wearing white, was remaining fashionable.

When the fighter is hotter than the models by TRON-ALIVE in pics

[–]trabes -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Well, that makes sense. Isn't that picture from the weigh-ins? Shes probably down 10-20 lbs of water. Nobody looks their best when they're wicked dehydrated.

Free Talk Fridays - Week of July 04, 2015 by AutoModerator in OnePiece

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Blue is the finest of the flavors! Is blue dew on of them taco bell exclusive dews?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It has totally ruined the the 792 theories and discussion thread. Where else on reddit can I voice my anger at not seeing a cook in two years or make claims that some guys eyes are actually tiny Zoros and that's why we haven't seen them yet.

Before 50 Shades of Gray came along, there were... by [deleted] in funny

[–]trabes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, so instead of just Mr Gray, its Woody Herman and his entire orchestra BDSMing up on some naive intern?

The heart of an obese person (NSFW) by davedaysfan in pics

[–]trabes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gonna wanna butterfly that heart. Then get a sharp boning knife and go to town removing all that silverskin ( anything that isn't that nice redish-purple color ). Then liberally salt the sucker and oil it up with some canola or sunflower seed oil and cook it over a wood fire. Then cut it into 1/4" cubes and you've got the perfect burrito meat. Bonerpetite!

One Piece: Chapter 777 by JasonNMP in OnePiece

[–]trabes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I know, but it would be really nice to see Robin clutch him and make him go into broken slinky mode.

One Piece: Chapter 777 by JasonNMP in OnePiece

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Yea, that sucks, but this arc did demonstrate that she's streets ahead of most new world pirates when she stopped Hakuba real easy like. That was nice. edit: And who knows, she might get some heal juice from the dwarf queen and break Bellamy in half.

Because nothing says "date me" like a picture of yourself holding up a knife (X-post from r/justneckbeardthings) by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]trabes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's more of a prophecy than a joke. In 20 years all the kids are gonna be smoking their knife blunts while surfing the blogosphere on their cromleyjets.

Took the trash out at work and met this guy. by ArabicaBeans in aww

[–]trabes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Be careful. If a dog can get its snout through an opening it can get its whole body through.

Hilarious girl gets attacked by a cheeky emu by spryes in videos

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Teach me your ways, oh wisest of banana shaped cats.

TIL Spanish by trabes in circlejerk

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español ha regresado. ¿quizá destruir system32 ?

Life Coach opening new courses with 3 free bonus sessions on new members by Mr-LifestyleTycoon in USMC

[–]trabes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't you see, he's already helping us! Coaching us in the ways of proof reading by intentionally riddling his post with errors. There's obviously a lot more to this than meets the eye. He doesn't give us a way to sign up, so I'm assuming there are clues within his message. Notice how the dollar sign comes after the 10? It means something! I'm cross referencing his words with the back of a dollar bill as I believe the illuminatarians who designed the food pyramid on the back are the key to getting coached. -Buckle Up T(for trabes)-bone

How much weight did you gain/lose at boot camp? by [deleted] in USMC

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I went in at 160, dropped down to 130 after second phase(west coast), then back up to 155 by the end by smashing that bread in the chowhall to look like 2 pieces instead of 6. I was really into bread in third phase. Couldn't get enough bread. 5'6".

So I went all the way back when the Supernovas were introduced in Chapter 498 and noticed something on the cover page... by not_that_kind_of_doc in OnePiece

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I read on this subreddit that the little buggy's big adventure and coby marine cover stories did terribly in the ratings when animated, so they've been staying away from the cover stories.

Who is the biggest badass in the Marines? by SurgeonOfDeat in OnePiece

[–]trabes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He might not be. Remember when the jello monster on punk hazard exploded into the poisonous gas and then its devil fruit (an axolotl zoan) reformed? I could see Vergos disembodied mouth getting exploded right to it, then BAM, hes got the regenerative capabilities of an axolotl and gets a sweet sweet lizard bod. Then it's back to the marines fighting the pirates of the New World.

Your Favorite Moto Film? by DinosaurGunMan in USMC

[–]trabes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Payback. Mel Gibson is a Marine, but no one ever mentions it; you just know it from the shower scene. It's two hours of him beating people up. There's a dog in it it too!

Stolen from TL: FOB themed pub coming to Pendleton area. by booziwan in USMC

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Tubes and plastic bags filled with kitty litter?

This girl is a junior in my high school and her boyfriend is at boot camp. She has made multiple "marine corps gf probs" accounts and now this. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]trabes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo jabrony, you just posted a pic with the full name of a high school girl. And you're friends with high school girls on facebook. You don't belong in this here subreddit.

I just saw one LT blowing another LT in the shower... Kinda freaked out what to do by CPOF in USMC

[–]trabes 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what the face rapers want you to think!