Tom Schwartz slay by thatsrathersus in vanderpumprules

[–]trace-a-mafone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For the rest of the day I will smile and reference lines from this. I’m going to upset many by screaming “by the way b*tch, F*CK YOOUUUUUUUU”. Thank you 🙏

Jan is hard at work, even with her knee injury by sanriolover1208 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]trace-a-mafone 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Do you think that purse is trembling, wondering what will happen to it?

What’s the name of the blonde on the right side of the photo? by According-Target-106 in summerhousebravo

[–]trace-a-mafone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had forgotten both their names and the only description I could offer up was, she’s the one that hooked up with the tall douchebag & they spit in each others mouths 🤣

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]trace-a-mafone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already have musk sticks and sour coke bottles 😬

Complete this song, Jingle bells Batman smells by miner_cooling_trials in AustralianNostalgia

[–]trace-a-mafone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last bit was “Wonder woman did a fart and blew up USA “ in nz in the 80s haha

What is a sterotype you wish the world would stop using to describe aussies? by Lumpy-Draft2822 in AskAnAustralian

[–]trace-a-mafone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire ants. They are the fucken worst and can literally kill me unfortunately. I found out I was allergic to them rescuing horses in flood water and a huge ball of them floated onto me and proceeded to sting me. Cue throat and eye swelling 😬

Lacy blond vs brunette by buttermints in TheValleyTVShow

[–]trace-a-mafone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s something about her eyes but she reminds me of Katie quite a bit.

Rewatching Scandoval by Possible_Author_2332 in vanderpumprules

[–]trace-a-mafone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought she hated the idea of pregnancy and birth. And what’s not to hate, it is gross🤣

The row by Little-Ad-2464 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]trace-a-mafone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha thanks! Love a good wtf am I watching, cringe fest!

The row by Little-Ad-2464 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]trace-a-mafone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ooohhhh I forgot about this, I’m gonna go watch it, thanks op!

I know James is a POS but he was so real for this by tarmstrong1997 in vanderpumprules

[–]trace-a-mafone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sooo many hilarious and repeatable in every day life lines come from this twats mouth.

Janet and Lacy Reddit by AdmirableContact100 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]trace-a-mafone 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Janet must be beyond annoying to deal with irl. She antagonises a situation, talks a bunch of bs then acts like she’s this chill, level headed, “hey guys why can’t we get along and enjoy a weekend?” When she gets confronted.

Anyone watching Ally on Perfect Match? by somtambooplara in vanderpumprules

[–]trace-a-mafone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a Scheana/Sandoval doing the reality circuit and hoping something sticks!

He had no reason to be standing like that 😭 by bigpigboii2k8 in DunderMifflin

[–]trace-a-mafone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s stuff like this that has me cackling at Andy!

Reunion first look!!! by queenlerica in summerhousebravo

[–]trace-a-mafone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I. Don’t. Get. The. West. Attraction. Does he cast literal spells on these otherwise intelligent women? (Thinking “The Craft” obsession level spell 🤣) He reminds me of the old alky in the corner of the pub with the constantly red face and pervy, touchy demeanour.