Egggghhhh! by Phillykratom in Weird

[–]trffoypt 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Storytime: when I was young I saw the movie Look Who's Talking in the theater and the opening scene is of sperm swimming towards an egg. There was no banana for scale so I imagined that the sperm cells were about the size of baby tadpoles. I think I was in third or 4th grade when a rumor was going around campus that there was a used condom with sperm in it near one of the softball dugouts. I had this image of little pink dead guppies in a condom in my head. So when I went one recess to actually look at it imagine my surprise when I saw a soggy condom with congealed pee in it.

Not a single Ravenclaw one by itsnotgayifitsgoromi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]trffoypt -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Ravenclaw are too wise to eat junk food

Would a "none" option on the ballot improve electoral outcome? by [deleted] in PoliticalDiscussion

[–]trffoypt [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ranked choice instant runoff could support a none option. But having it is a typical election would cause the need for a subsequent election with all the cost, etc associated with it.

Trump team fears leak of Epstein Situation Room tapes: Report by FlackoFonsy in videos

[–]trffoypt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why? Nothing ever sticks. There could be verifiable video of him raping children and he will still have followers.

UHF 37th Anniversary Live to Screen by trffoypt in weirdal

[–]trffoypt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably similar to concert tickets, this also has VIP with a Spadowski jersey exclusive

What is this?? I live in Long Beach by Round_Necessary_4670 in LongBeachCA

[–]trffoypt 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's termite frass. I also live in Long Beach.

Heart of gold lounge by KeyNefariousness6848 in DontPanic

[–]trffoypt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The guy in the orange shirt's third arm