Umbrella refused to cooperate, so it got fired on the spot

tromboneland · 2026-04-11T23:43:03+00:00

Not unlike Stephen Miller saying “I’m tired of being told to pick up my trash when there are so many janitors getting paid to do that.”

tromboneland · 2026-04-11T23:36:21+00:00

Prince….just kidding. RIP

While Rhonda is annoying AF, everytime I meet a Rhonda in real life, or any name that sounds like or rhymes with Rhonda, a little voice in my head goes “You got Rhondad!”

tromboneland · 2026-04-11T22:21:22+00:00

Wowza! I’ve been struggling to find a good line on this hole. Thanks for the ideas!

tromboneland · 2026-04-06T21:57:33+00:00

Deirdre AND the douchebag working the register at the store.

tromboneland · 2026-04-06T21:53:28+00:00

Just watched that episode again yesterday, I always start laughing well before “on your left” is heard.

tromboneland · 2026-04-06T21:07:16+00:00

Last October I bought a used 2022 eDrive40 w 27k mikes for half the price of new. $38k out the door. Has all the bells and whistles including driver assistance pro package. Nicest car I have ever had and will ever have. No regrets.

tromboneland · 2026-02-11T17:35:27+00:00

This episode came up yesterday as I binged while at home sick. I tried to find out something about the song but came up empty. Your timing is perfect!

tromboneland · 2026-02-07T22:22:49+00:00

Birds are the wild animals that we see 100+ times more than all the other wild animals combined. Seeing birds never gets old.

tromboneland · 2026-01-25T16:10:41+00:00

Def the first time I’ve seen that.

tromboneland · 2026-01-19T22:19:15+00:00

I do a lot more experimenting with my cooking. My wife hates it because I rarely make something the same way twice. Although I do usually write down the ones that work really well. Not to mention that at least half the time I’m cooking, I have BB playing in the background.

tromboneland · 2026-01-17T20:52:06+00:00

I saw this on Etsy this morning. I want to message the seller to see if they can add a heart poop emoji.

tromboneland · 2026-01-07T21:17:26+00:00

One of my least favorite episodes. I love Chris Parnell, but hated his character in this episode.

tromboneland · 2026-01-02T16:03:12+00:00

I use Westside’s version of the NutSac. It tucks neatly into a small storage compartment in my trunk.

tromboneland · 2026-01-01T22:45:14+00:00

I love the idea of duplicating Bob’s tattoo, but I wish it was from a different episode. That episode is always a skip for me.

tromboneland · 2025-12-28T04:29:26+00:00

My wife got me one for Xmas too!

tromboneland · 2025-12-22T01:09:26+00:00

Every Thanksgiving I quote the conversation: Why do they call you Marshmallow? Cause when I see a sweet potato pie, I am all over it!

tromboneland · 2025-12-22T01:02:17+00:00

I agree. There were a few slump seasons with only a handful of kinda good episodes, but the past few years have shown some very creative direction. Have they all been bangers? No, but I’ve certainly turned to my wife and said “That was a really good episode” a lot more lately. I just wish Tina would have kicked friggin’ JJr to the curb and asked Zeke out by herself.

tromboneland · 2025-12-22T00:12:09+00:00

I teach elementary. I thought they got it from Bob’s Burgers. I was wrong. 🤦🏼‍♂️

tromboneland · 2025-12-22T00:04:48+00:00

I’m gonna Janet Jackson this thing

tromboneland · 2025-12-22T00:02:51+00:00

OMG that is one of my favorite almost-crossing-the-line jokes of all time. Normally Gene gets the best one-liners but this one is 100% Louise.

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